Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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vbmg152 19
You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father? You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!
99megster 15
"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o
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Comments (82)
s0ulslack 20
If you didn't know about this, why did you drive him? Don't tolerate dead beat pieces of shit
patrickalamo 48
Stop... The car Drop.. Him off and Roll... The hell out of there
kymmie79 5
HE'S A WINNER !!!!
McNerdyNerd 8
You didn't HAVE to do that lol..if he kept his kid and wife/gf/babies momma a secret, I'd tell him he could find his own ride.
bigchris34 2
Drop the zero and get with a hero
lowie89 7
OP you have class -__- how about stop being a home wrecker and find someone without a family. Do you think he will "change" for you? Once a cheater always a cheater
jerzey1313 0
Time to move on
EMSgirl3713 0
You know, not everyone who has a child is a womanizing manwhore. My husband has a child, but not because he slept around. It was actually because his ex got desperate and thought that by having his child, it would make him stay, so she stopped taking her birthcontrol and lied about it.
roshae_16 11
You only posted this fml out of boredome. Most likely, you already KNEW the baby was on the way. If anything, you're probably usuaet that u ha to actually DRIVE HIM to the hospital. So YDI cuz yo're an attention seeking idiot.
5t3ff1k4h 47
yo're? Really?
noisebox 1
Don't be a sucker,today is the day to start being the new you!