Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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vbmg152 19
You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father? You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!
99megster 15
"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o
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Comments (82)
disc120 2
No u didn't lol
CeltHound 14
Get rid if him........now!!!???
ya_momma 4
**** that, i would have made him get a cab.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
*Good to know he wants to be in his child's life. But throw him back unless you want to chauffeur him to his responsibilities for the rest of his life.
Taymah49 7
How many kids does the fool have?
unknown_user5566 27
Well, you know he likes kids already. Now you know you can start a family of your own! ;)
sandrocampa 2
That's what you get for dating a sleaze
Strawberry_1622 7
I hate when people don't put enough information on this thing. It doesn't say whether or not she knew.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I don't really know if whether or not she knew matters here. She's been seeing him "for the past few months". Pregnancies are 40 weeks, give or take. So it's not like he cheated on her and they'd been together for more than a year. It might have come as a surprise to her if he didn't tell her but hey, if she's just been "seeing him", it likely hadn't come up yet. Some people like to wait until things start to get serious before mentioning that.
downtime 13
It matters because if you've been seeing someone a few months thinking everything is fine and then suddenly you find out, as he requests that you drive him to the hospital for the birth, that he has kids then that would be extremely inappropriate. The initial shock followed by being thrown face first into his other life is just not on. I wouldn't say it'd be cause to end the relationship if it all works for you, but I can see how someone would want to walk away from that. That said, I really don't think that was what happened here. The way it's worded sounded like she knew about it, and the reality of it all is just hitting home for her.
thatoneguy79 10
16) that is one of the great things about FML; you get to pick the adventure. Did she know before hand? No! She had no idea why she was driving him to the ER on a moment's notice. How long have they been dating? Officially dating for only 4 months and 3 days (she's still mad he didn't do anything for the 4 month anniversary), but she has been sleeping with him on and off for a year and a half. Was it awkward? Not really; she got to see her niece for the first time as well. See how much fun it can be?
nvidioso 0
plain and simple stupid.
leilagee 5
Ew! Jerk...