Dlord357
United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Like the beginning of a porno
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Pouponette
France
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
omfgwhywhywhy
United States
Deliverude
Today, I had to take a delivery to a known hoarder. I was braced for the sight of the house, but not the naked fat guy and the smell of dead cat when he answered the door. To top it off, they didn't even tip me. FML
Anonymous
Truro, Canada
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
MY EYES THEY BLEED
Lancaster, United States
Can't unsee it
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
I bet their tip wasn't in cash.
andrew8795 0
I guess there was extra sausage in that order
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cptmorgan6 8
They have colonies? Might as well bunch them all together so they're not roaming the streets in normal neighborhoods.
leadman1989 16
Nude lady - here's your tip Op - Where did you get that? O .o
anthonytamburo 0
See anything you liked?
Ghoztencountr 0
It was his duty to please that butty
btstig 11
What the **** is butty????? You look smart, use your damn brain.
HoboSmeller 6
how do the guys in those colonies hide random boners? I hate those.
evamusical 12
You're random.
False_Stupidity 42
Why hide what you can flaunt?
dickydickman 0
They tuck it up in their wais...wait nevermind...
jcforbes 4
Most of the time there are towels around to cover up with in that situation. It's common around the pool area (where boners happen most cuz ppl are lounging out sometimes suggestively) for them to hop in the pool so it's harder for anybody to notice.
bigbadtim 7
Dare I ask where they kept their money?
aequitas740 0
Hahahaha! Good one!
Ferretface 13
Wallet.
killak41 9
Don't lie you know you busted a nut when you saw them
Calyx_fml 22
Could have been worse if your parents ordered the pizza.
katiaklever 0
RAPIST HEAVEN!
abenny33 0
Tip was a nice big load!! Haha