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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Deliverude

By omfgwhywhywhy - 22/03/2020 19:18 - United States

Today, I had to take a delivery to a known hoarder. I was braced for the sight of the house, but not the naked fat guy and the smell of dead cat when he answered the door. To top it off, they didn't even tip me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Monday 7 November 2011 18:42

I bet their tip wasn't in cash.

andrew8795 0

Monday 7 November 2011 18:45

I guess there was extra sausage in that order

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roseXthorns 8

Monday 7 November 2011 22:42

Deliverin' pizza all day long, deliverin' pizza while I sing this song!- WHOA THATS A DICK! get away!

SucksToBeYouBruh 0

Monday 7 November 2011 23:07

You didn't like it? You're gay... Just saying.

DreamRequiem212 8

Monday 7 November 2011 23:07

I feel like this happened in Futurama... O.o

SucksToBeYouBruh 0

Monday 7 November 2011 23:10

You're gay. How could you not like that.?!

friedeggyolive 7

Monday 7 November 2011 23:21

Hahahahahaha! This is the funniest thing I've heard all day! The nudists should have the consideration to not order a pizza until they at least put on a robe...

rattusrattus 18

Monday 7 November 2011 23:28

Was it BOOBS?

AthleticSwaqq 8

Monday 7 November 2011 23:32

Gross, aha...

Ami_lee333 5

Monday 7 November 2011 23:36

watermellons, cucumbers and kitty cats? lol

Strafeh 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:03

Is that a Pencil or are you jut happy to get some pizza

artprincess 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:15

why didnt u tell some1 else 2 do it?

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