Dlord357
United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Like the beginning of a porno
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Pouponette
France
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
omfgwhywhywhy
United States
Deliverude
Today, I had to take a delivery to a known hoarder. I was braced for the sight of the house, but not the naked fat guy and the smell of dead cat when he answered the door. To top it off, they didn't even tip me. FML
Anonymous
Truro, Canada
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
MY EYES THEY BLEED
Lancaster, United States
Can't unsee it
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
I bet their tip wasn't in cash.
andrew8795 0
I guess there was extra sausage in that order
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Comments (179)
roseXthorns 8
Deliverin' pizza all day long, deliverin' pizza while I sing this song!- WHOA THATS A DICK! get away!
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
You didn't like it? You're gay... Just saying.
DreamRequiem212 8
I feel like this happened in Futurama... O.o
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
You're gay. How could you not like that.?!
friedeggyolive 7
Hahahahahaha! This is the funniest thing I've heard all day! The nudists should have the consideration to not order a pizza until they at least put on a robe...
rattusrattus 19
Was it BOOBS?
AthleticSwaqq 8
Gross, aha...
Ami_lee333 5
watermellons, cucumbers and kitty cats? lol
Strafeh 9
Is that a Pencil or are you jut happy to get some pizza
artprincess 0
why didnt u tell some1 else 2 do it?