Dlord357
United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
scarred for life
Brampton, Canada
Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML
Anonymous
Like the beginning of a porno
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Pouponette
France
Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
omfgwhywhywhy
United States
Deliverude
Today, I had to take a delivery to a known hoarder. I was braced for the sight of the house, but not the naked fat guy and the smell of dead cat when he answered the door. To top it off, they didn't even tip me. FML
Anonymous
Truro, Canada
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
MY EYES THEY BLEED
Lancaster, United States
Can't unsee it
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Roger Quimble
Check this out
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
I bet their tip wasn't in cash.
andrew8795 0
I guess there was extra sausage in that order
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Comments (179)
kkmwong 11
Sexy times, sexy times.
Salkadi 9
yeah those things aren't as great as everyone makes them out to be
SirSquishyPants 1
How was the pepperoni?
corrinaswan 0
Don't you mean sausage ;)? Lol
THeroinCZ 10
oh god...I'm not gonna finish my dinner now ;)
tylersign 11
Drop the pizza and run. Just drop it and run.
DKjazz 20
**** the money, nudists don't have pockets. Drop it and run.
Capt_Oblivious 10
After visiting a nudist Colony you'll realize that there should be a more strict application process to be allowed in. I'd hope for your sake that you received hazard pay and will suffer no ill long term effects. Better check in with Doc on that one.
ididntdoit1980 8
Be glad it wasn't a gay nudist colony and they decided to give you a "Large Sausage"
Dixie19 0
21- OP is a girl. So it wouldn't matter if it were a gay nudist colony. A lesbian nudist colony on the other hand...
btnhdude 0
Would be awesome. Maybe.
NomOnShroomz 14
Embrace it, that's more than some people will ever see in their lifetime.. *tear rolls down cheek*
TheJester12 15
Forever alone ;)
DrOfTheInternet 6
Stuffed crust?
Wheredidgrungego 12
Did you deliver it naked too? Or is that extra? :P
Anubyte 0
Do you have a number?