By Luke - 07/11/2011 14:53 - United States
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Smart move
Don't forget to tell him about that $50 in your back pocket.
29, and that is when the criminal takes your phone, asks you "with what?", and then runs off.
Sense a troll in you, I do, 30.
Well if OP had an iPhone or a smartphone the pone cn be tracked via GPS. Just don't tell the mugger this too
Haha Why would you tell a mugger that???
How is he going to call a cab with no phone??
#29 they do... with your phone
Carry a 6 inch knife and you'll be ready next time OP.
76- Hilarious.......and that, my friend, is sarcasm.
Ha. Ha ha YOU'RE STUPID
"Imma call the cops !!! . . . when I get home . . ."
#3 ~ Lmfao! Nice one XD! I can already picture that... hahah ;p
Just should have done what the girl did in skrillex's video.... It works for me all the time.
Summon a demon of course telling someone to call 911 isn't going to do much
Never should've sent that child to Hogwarts...
Are you really that dumb?
yes
I like turtles too
Everyone knows it's under the mattress
I hope u don't find the money strapped on Herbert's thigh!
Since it's always more effective to tell someone you're going to do something rather than just doing it, right?
well are they just gonna stand there waiting for the cops to arrest them? I think not.
Lol Thats a smart mugger right there.
Thank you, oh great one :P
If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have the "Track down that bitch mugger" app
This comment actually made me laugh. And I never laugh.
Did you laugh when you saw your profile picture?
My first reaction would be to call the cops immediately while they are still making their get away, not yell out after them "Wait. Mister, wait. I'm gonna call the cops. Don't go too far." Sorry to say, but YDI.
Don't forget to ask the mugger how tall he is so your description to the police can be complete.
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"Imma call the cops !!! . . . when I get home . . ."
*mugger steals landline*