By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML
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Don't be creepin on the young ladies-moral of that story. Your daughter is a smart little girl.

ohhh, that sucks..how old is your daughter? that's a terrible thing to say.

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ohhh, that sucks..how old is your daughter? that's a terrible thing to say.

one kid that won't be bullied..,

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Sometimes the truth hurts.

I don't know how old OP but there's nothing worse than being sexualised by men old enough to be your father.

155- I don't want to be sexualized "posts picture of wonderful cleavage as profile photo"

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Obviously, you aren't. "You're" should be "your" in YOUR usage of the word.

children are perceptive ..

... you just got owned by your kid. nice job!

Man, that's rough. :(

Don't be creepin on the young ladies-moral of that story. Your daughter is a smart little girl.

It was weird he would do that with his child in the car.

Mid-life crisis alert!

Ouch. Just... Ouch.