By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States
Same thing different taste
By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada
Drunken antics
By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada
By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States
By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney
By foxfur - 14/07/2016 12:21 - United States - Williamstown
By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia
By Watchingmyfigure - 06/12/2016 17:55 - United States - Gainesville
Winner winner chicken dinner
By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02
By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg
Dad priorities
By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01
Top comments
Comments
Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...
clever, but beyond gross
You're going to need that alcohol for the days that are coming.
I would have chosen SoCo over tampons as well. I'd have no use for said tampons anyway. Unless they'd fit up my nose during a violent nose bleed...
If anyone's seen "1 man 1 jar" you would know it doesn't work
I was going to make a joke about making bloody marries but that would be gross.
101, I always thought it was Dutch... Is it German?
Tampons are for nerds. Just camp in the bathroom all the way.
2-I would camp in the bathroom. my period gets so bad I get nauseous, break into sweats, and muscle cramps in my arms and legslike dehydration. this fml makes so much sense.
Good old SoCo. I have a guy who frequents the bar and takes at least 3 shots an hour.
Tampons are over rated
Reading the FML properly, I think spilling beer is the least of her worries.
So, 3, I'm assuming you like the smell of a dying fish?
Jerk
Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow
Ron:Period! Hermione: I thought your phrase was "Bloody Hell" Ron: Same thing.
BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM -- tish* (rim shot)
if she cant afford pads, she probably has ductape and paper towels.
An excellent choice indeed. Now you can pass out piss drunk and wake up in a blood puddle :/
Well, on the brightside...when you're hungover daily in the bathroom, the shower will always be there when you need a quick clean! No tampons needed!
So do you have a drinking problem? Nope, I got mine pretty much figured out. Love Jeff Dunham!
I love trains
I love hippos in tutus.
Something like most women?
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow
Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...