By night_fox88 - 27/1/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Go out please!

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

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Keep calm please!

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By jriley4u | 17

#7877381 - Monday 27 January 2020 8:34

Neckless = no neck
Necklace= jewelry worn around the neck

By RebeccaMcQ | 14

#7877367 - Monday 27 January 2020 7:42

Go back to school pls

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7877359 - Monday 27 January 2020 7:01

Salt?

That's no good for demonic possession. Tell your idiot grandmother to watch "The Exorcist" to know what the fuck to do!

By RebeccaMcQ | 14

#7877367 - Monday 27 January 2020 7:42

Go back to school pls

By jriley4u | 17

#7877381 - Monday 27 January 2020 8:34

Neckless = no neck
Necklace= jewelry worn around the neck

By Mungolikecandy | 19

#7877410 - Monday 27 January 2020 10:43

It sounds like she may have some form of mental disorder such as hyperreligiousity if such a small act can trigger such a response.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 15

#7877429 - Monday 27 January 2020 12:14

time for gam gam to go to a mental facility

By mfranks19891989 | 10

#7877434 - Monday 27 January 2020 13:00

What did you do?
Your grandmother is either super religious or has been watching to much supernatural.

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7877448 - Monday 27 January 2020 14:28

The bigger crime is your spelling of necklace.

By Vern Ehlers | 5

#7877456 - Monday 27 January 2020 15:04

Have her arrested and charged with assault.

ThrottleJockey | 34

#7877847 - Tuesday 28 January 2020 21:07

Don't you mean assalt?

By ojosRojos | 28

#7877766 - Tuesday 28 January 2020 14:22

“Neckless” lmao

By BurnInDemonFire | 30

#7877921 - Wednesday 29 January 2020 2:19

Have the fruitcake committed.