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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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kickblocker 18

Friday 26 August 2011 8:40

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

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Friday 26 August 2011 8:39

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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cunningchick 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:10

You know, you might have a small problem, just, just a little bit,

kenyrabit 25

Wednesday 21 January 2015 15:17

The Dollar Store is AWESOME. You have four quarters +some change. Have both!

mollydick 12

Sunday 1 March 2015 2:43

I'd for sure do the same thing ?

MrAsquared100 14

Saturday 28 March 2015 22:44

tampons are for p*ssies anyways

CMSHS42 12

Monday 7 December 2015 4:32

I'm from Arkansas and this seems something like an arkansan would do ?

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