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By jannister - / Monday 13 August 2012 19:25 / Germany - Bad Blankenburg
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By  calilovesneb  |  12

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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By  xgirlofglassx  |  4

Dafuq did I just read.

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  MedKits  |  9

A really weird one by the standards of usual FMLs

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  buck33  |  14

It said that the OP's mother got rid of OP's tampons because she read a BS story about local teens dipping tampons in alcohol and inserting them analy to get drunk.

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  xgirlofglassx  |  4

Sorry guys... The pressure of commenting first got to me. :/

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  Harpy20  |  24

146- Ya don't say... Obviously, the point is for the alcohol to go straight into the blood stream unnoticed. The problem with it is that you can't control the rate of absorption and unlike the stomach, the anus isn't equipped to expel the unabsorbed alcohol. By the time you have had too much it's too late. Very easy to get poisoning this way.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

225, it is weird. Unfortunately, it is true. Girls have been doing this for a while. I've seen these stories on the news for over a year now, easily.

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  chellyX92  |  8

It was on 1000 ways to die but not that form. The dude had throat surgery and had his wife give him a enema of whiskey so he could get drunk. She gave him the whole bottle and because the body will absorb alcohol quicker that way he died of alcohol poisoning. It's actually a really dumb and dangerous things kids are doing.

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  cr3ativity  |  15

It's possible. The intestine allows alcohol to get into the blood stream much more quickly, and would take less alcohol to get "buzzed" / "grilled" / whatever slang dirty hipsters use to describe getting drunk.

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  itsme1321  |  3

Your skin is selectively permeable. Hence the trans-dermal patch being used for medications like birth control, pain management, & addiction therapies. Mucous membranes (mouth, nose, rectum, and vagina) are more permeable. Thus resulting in quicker, unfiltered absorption of substances.

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  Kallian_fml  |  21

While I agree that alcohol is easily absorbed in those sensitive areas, getting a soaked tampon into your anus is complete bullshit. Most people would have trouble getting just a tampon in there, with alcohol it's all soft and squishy and swollen... That's a fun mental image...

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Oh yes it's possible. I saw an episode of "1000 ways to die" and he died by getting liquor poured in his ass through an enema bag. He died because it doesn't go through the liver and the liver takes out most of the alcohol. So he died from alcohol poisoning.

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  itsme1321  |  3

56 - they leave the tampon in the plastic applicatior, soak it in alcohol, apply lube to the tip, then insert it just as one would insert a normal tampon into their vagina. My husband is an emt and has actually seen the aftermath of this a few times...not pretty...

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  huyfken  |  0

115- everything passes through the liver if digested and absorbed via the stomach/intestines. Sublingual and rectal absorption bypasses the liver. Google "first pass metabolism" for more information about this

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  SW500  |  13

Yeah, some kids like to do that, rather dangerous though. I don't see why they don't just drink, it's more social anyways. Unless of course, people are helping one another shove a tampon up each other's asses.

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  EduJav321  |  24

Actually, its possible to do it, through the anus or vagina, its kind of like doing an eye shot, the skin absorbs the alcohol because its a more sensitive area, but it can cause severe burns and pain on the area that it is used depending on how strong the alcohol is

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  Psych101  |  9

Wait, not everything on the Internet is true? So that Russian mail order bride I sent away for isn't coming? Next you'll be telling me that I wasn't really that website's 10,000th visitor and I didn't win a free iPad.

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  noelykins1  |  19

Yes but this is true. My neighbor who is a cop has seen many woman do this while they were driving. Though no alcohol could be found on their breath when they were checking them out he found a tampon hanging out, he questioned and being drunk off their ass you honestly think they lied?

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  TomPusslicker  |  20

Now im not sure if the girl who pulled hers out freeing a wedgie was telling us the whole truth. Im not sure of anything anymore *Frowny face* ....lol the 'whole' truth...

By  calilovesneb  |  12

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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Dr. Phil Impersonating an actual doctor since 2006. (ie- his medical license expired in 2006)

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  Inheritance  |  10

43 thank you.. And your mom does know you can die from that right?

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  TomPusslicker  |  20

Yeah, when i was younger, my mom thought i was doing meth because she found a empty, burnt up lightbulb attached to fish tubing because she read it in some parenting magazine. Really i was just too broke to afford a vaporizer for weed. I can understand her concerns and reasoning, but she knew i smoked pot, and refused to believe it was not meth. Eventually you realize that you love and hate your parents for the exact same reason; trying and caring.

By  BntyHntrSeattle  |  30

Maybe you can sit down with her and tell your mom you want tampons instead! Good luck, OP!

By  dead_insects  |  18

the saddest thing is some people actually MIGHT try this... the alcohol doesn't get filtered by the kidneys so one gets drunker much faster, of course the fatality rate is really high as well. Of course as is true with all stupid people, that's not necessarily a bad thing...

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  counterfit  |  10

That is not how it works at all. Your kidneys don't filter out alcohol, your liver does. Also, it filters it out of your blood, not your stomach, so it doesn't matter which orifice you use.

By  chellyX92  |  8

When I began using tampons I did it out of secrecy because it was just me and my dad and I was too embarrassed to ask. Well he found them and since he was told you can't be a virgin while using tampons he assumed I was a lying whore and was grounded for 3 months. Parents are nuts. I feel your pain OP.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Ignorant men. There are other men out there who understand things, are sensitive and know what to do. Also, from the FML, there are clearly women who don't know shit.

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  br0ccoli  |  14

66 - It's called an applicator. Soak & insert. A little resourcefulness will go a long way. And it would work because inserting it that way really would get you drunk.

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