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By jannister - / Monday 13 August 2012 19:25 / Germany
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It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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It said that the OP's mother got rid of OP's tampons because she read a BS story about local teens dipping tampons in alcohol and inserting them analy to get drunk.

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It's not bs, it's actually true. A few girls in my area were hospitalized because the alcohol went straight into their bloodstream.

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146- Ya don't say... Obviously, the point is for the alcohol to go straight into the blood stream unnoticed. The problem with it is that you can't control the rate of absorption and unlike the stomach, the anus isn't equipped to expel the unabsorbed alcohol. By the time you have had too much it's too late. Very easy to get poisoning this way.

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225, it is weird. Unfortunately, it is true. Girls have been doing this for a while. I've seen these stories on the news for over a year now, easily.

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It was on 1000 ways to die but not that form. The dude had throat surgery and had his wife give him a enema of whiskey so he could get drunk. She gave him the whole bottle and because the body will absorb alcohol quicker that way he died of alcohol poisoning. It's actually a really dumb and dangerous things kids are doing.

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It's possible. The intestine allows alcohol to get into the blood stream much more quickly, and would take less alcohol to get "buzzed" / "grilled" / whatever slang dirty hipsters use to describe getting drunk.

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Your skin is selectively permeable. Hence the trans-dermal patch being used for medications like birth control, pain management, & addiction therapies. Mucous membranes (mouth, nose, rectum, and vagina) are more permeable. Thus resulting in quicker, unfiltered absorption of substances.

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2- According to the email, it is. I wonder what that tampon will be like once you take it out. Gross.

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^Thanks guys. I didn't know any of that information. I appreciate that you told me without ripping me apart for ignorance. :)

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While I agree that alcohol is easily absorbed in those sensitive areas, getting a soaked tampon into your anus is complete bullshit. Most people would have trouble getting just a tampon in there, with alcohol it's all soft and squishy and swollen... That's a fun mental image...

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Kids are doing it so parents can't smell it on their breath. I assume they do it using a tampon with a plastic applicator.

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Oh yes it's possible. I saw an episode of "1000 ways to die" and he died by getting liquor poured in his ass through an enema bag. He died because it doesn't go through the liver and the liver takes out most of the alcohol. So he died from alcohol poisoning.

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56 - they leave the tampon in the plastic applicatior, soak it in alcohol, apply lube to the tip, then insert it just as one would insert a normal tampon into their vagina. My husband is an emt and has actually seen the aftermath of this a few times...not pretty...

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Am I one of the few people left who are capable of inserting a tampon without an applicator? I don't even know what one looks like...

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78 - That's not exactly how ingesting alcohol normally works. Your liver is not part of the digestive systemt that way.

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115- everything passes through the liver if digested and absorbed via the stomach/intestines. Sublingual and rectal absorption bypasses the liver. Google "first pass metabolism" for more information about this

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Yeah, some kids like to do that, rather dangerous though. I don't see why they don't just drink, it's more social anyways. Unless of course, people are helping one another shove a tampon up each other's asses.

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Actually, its possible to do it, through the anus or vagina, its kind of like doing an eye shot, the skin absorbs the alcohol because its a more sensitive area, but it can cause severe burns and pain on the area that it is used depending on how strong the alcohol is

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Wait, not everything on the Internet is true? So that Russian mail order bride I sent away for isn't coming? Next you'll be telling me that I wasn't really that website's 10,000th visitor and I didn't win a free iPad.

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@81 >.> It's those Internet Bears. I hear that one in 5 people you meet online is a bear waiting to meet up in real life and maul you.

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Yes but this is true. My neighbor who is a cop has seen many woman do this while they were driving. Though no alcohol could be found on their breath when they were checking them out he found a tampon hanging out, he questioned and being drunk off their ass you honestly think they lied?

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This reminds me of my favorite quote. "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" -Thomas Jefferson

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Now im not sure if the girl who pulled hers out freeing a wedgie was telling us the whole truth. Im not sure of anything anymore *Frowny face* ....lol the 'whole' truth...

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This isn't only true, it's very dangerous. When you have alcohol put into your system this way, it is way more potent than when ingested.

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OP - Well that is just delightful, I'm sure many girls relish the thought of putting alcohol soaked tampons up their arse.

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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A Slut at my school did the same thing at homecoming. She got arrested :D she was stupid whore.

the saddest thing is some people actually MIGHT try this... the alcohol doesn't get filtered by the kidneys so one gets drunker much faster, of course the fatality rate is really high as well. Of course as is true with all stupid people, that's not necessarily a bad thing...

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That is not how it works at all. Your kidneys don't filter out alcohol, your liver does. Also, it filters it out of your blood, not your stomach, so it doesn't matter which orifice you use.

When I began using tampons I did it out of secrecy because it was just me and my dad and I was too embarrassed to ask. Well he found them and since he was told you can't be a virgin while using tampons he assumed I was a lying whore and was grounded for 3 months. Parents are nuts. I feel your pain OP.

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Ignorant men. There are other men out there who understand things, are sensitive and know what to do. Also, from the FML, there are clearly women who don't know shit.

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Damn that sucks. I used to send my dad to the store and get my feminine hygiene products. You just made my dad sound awesome.

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It sounds like it would work? You mean to tell me that you've got/know of and anus that's loose enough to shove a big, soggy, swollen, squishy tampon in it?

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66 - It's called an applicator. Soak & insert. A little resourcefulness will go a long way. And it would work because inserting it that way really would get you drunk.

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#66 Not to be gross but I'm pretty sure a tampon is way smaller than a dick an those get shoved up asses all the time.

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#66. I think I'm in love! Absolutely hilarious! Hopefully those aren't soaked in alcohol too!! How are things in Petit Roche?

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