Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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fortune789 17
At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.
CammyGal 26
Go big or go home? Good luck OP.
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Comments (67)
Attacksloth 33
Your mother thought you should pay for the damages, but your father was on the fence about it.
Attacksloth 33
Edit: I'm an idiot. I replied to the wrong FML.
countrygirl109 11
Hope you have good insurance.... Good luck OP.
donutcallmethat 16
That sort of thing happens a lot. I think it's because of the shock of having an accident. Once, I saw someone rear end someone else in traffic, and then hit another car while trying to pull over. Another time, a car backed into mine, in the parking lot, and I was so flustered that I locked my keys inside while my car was still running.
shade19 7
women..
bbrynnaa 28
So if the owner hadn't seen it happen, you wouldn't have done anything?