Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML I agree, your life sucks 23622 I agree, your life sucks 23622 You deserved it 38240 You deserved it 38240 4 3 4 40 By pablito / Thursday 17 April 2014 10:37 / France - Bron
he ded Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML I agree, your life sucks 4886 I agree, your life sucks 4886 You deserved it 322 You deserved it 322 20
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 36914 I agree, your life sucks 36914 You deserved it 4126 You deserved it 4126 45
Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML I agree, your life sucks 40175 I agree, your life sucks 40175 You deserved it 7395 You deserved it 7395 127 7 2 9 24 By Rapunzel1974 / Sunday 1 September 2013 04:29 / United States - Gulfport
Today, I was in the shop with my little girl when an old man farted on her. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today I slept with a guy for the first time in 3 years, right as we finished he said ‘you should leave I feel guilty I have a girlfriend’. FML... I agree, your life sucks 15 I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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