Animals: Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now...

By pablito - 17/04/2014 10:37 - France - Bron

Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML

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Tuesday 3 December 2019 10:17

what made you think they were?

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Tuesday 15 February 2022 5:32

Wouldn't your first clue be the fact that they have different names?

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Tuesday 3 December 2019 10:17

what made you think they were?

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Tuesday 15 February 2022 5:32

Wouldn't your first clue be the fact that they have different names?

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