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By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML

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By annoyed - 24/09/2017 01:30

Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, for the 2nd time in a month, I've been rear-ended at a stop light. One insurance company refuses to pay because of prior damage from the 1st accident, and the other won't pay because of new damage not caused by their client. I just want my car back. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 02:30

Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML

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By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater

Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML

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You deserved it 754

By Nojob - 06/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML

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MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!

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deathposts 8

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:18

File away! Plus sense your there they can't put you on hold

JamieBue38 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:25

since* you're* commas!!

jondivey 9

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:39

#12 thank you for your service.

dfair1987 16

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:32

apostrophe*

scooterdude720 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:14

The correct word is "apostrophes".

Dancer3626 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:27

Am I the only one who thinks these are annoying?

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:44

60: no. 49 and 59: he meant commas.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

So you have to deal with the insurance guy's insurance. Shit. Good luck with that!

Little4Bear 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:03

Oh the irony...

JuliaaNoelle 26

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:34

That's exactly what I was thinking, #2. FYL OP.

SwaggCapone 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:53

might as well get that paperwork started while your there

MoronsAccount1 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It'd be funny as hell if he didn't have insurance.

AbstraktThoughts 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:49

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

cathrope 10

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:57

#20, your a copycat :-P

midnight165 5

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:20

This wouldve been a great plot twist.. I hate the lame ones.. But this made. Me laugh a bit

jasmine2301 25

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:46

#21 *YOU'RE! damn!

Spider_Web 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:08

@26: NO, go sit in the corner

Peachy2392 26

Tuesday 10 September 2013 6:02

Shut up #38.

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:15

Pineapple.

Cleu 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 14:13

#20 they are more there than they should be.

SwaggCapone 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:54

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!.......oh sorry

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

at least you wont have to have too much trouble filing a claim.

emmingle 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

It's an omen. Run while you can!

jef1371 4

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:19

you probably wont have to pay

Blaphlafagus 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

Hopefully the insurance guy has insurance

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

Kill the customers who try to make claims -- that's one way to keep profits high.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

Don't delay, claim today!

gooddealjoe 7

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:20

I can only imagine what the other guy was thinking

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