Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Top comments
fortune789 17
At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.
CammyGal 26
Go big or go home? Good luck OP.
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Comments (67)
jakerrrbaker 8
At least you only hurt your dignity
jeriaslovesyou 16
No one got hurt that's all that matters. But talk about clutzy! I think it would be mean to say YDI though. Just be more careful. :)
jonathan12399 5
Shit happens, just hope the person wasn't too mad.
Rexor 9
Cars are also expensive as ****.
billie_joann 10
It's time to call Jake from State Farm.
birdybirdchirp 18
discount double check!
thepersephone666 11
Someone who's dumb enough to hit a parked car shouldn't be driving.
birdybirdchirp 18
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right. Good luck
iluvpeanutbutter 22
OP's writing, and driving, skills need improvement.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
it's been changed now to read better :)
sammyjo06 14
Your comma skills need improvement. Neither was necessary in your original post ;).
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Actually, my comma skills do not need improvement. The use of commas in this context was to separate the two skills; 'and driving' is an aside from the main statement, and could also have been expressed as (and driving). I could have written 'OP's writing and driving skills need improvement', as you suggest, but this could be read to mean OP's skill at writing while driving. Good try, though.
Bekll 31
Bad luck there. But it sounds like that was the worst of it all. My first car accident was exactly the same - hitting a parked car with the owner seeing it - but while exchanging information he berated and harshly insulted me for a good twenty minutes. Like the others on here are saying, and it's a good thing to keep in mind, OP, no one got hurt. That's what's important.
DanielleinDC 34
Ouch! I hope you're okay, OP. Accidents happen, and it looks as if you got a whammy of bad luck.