Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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Top comments
fortune789 17
At least you didn't get hit by a parked car.
CammyGal 26
Go big or go home? Good luck OP.
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Comments (67)
Jellybellybeanz 22
At least you hit the same car twice and not two different cars!
cakefete2 31
Good point. I'm imagining the insurance adjuster being like "we forgive you for your first accident but this second one is gonna double your premium."
mchmelev1993 10
Heads are gonna roll!
amyx3_ 7
that sucks.
KeeLady 20
OP no one got hurt, be thankful for that at least! :) Everyone has an accident eventually and for it to be a car that wasn't heading straight at you is another bonus.
vietmanx 10
Are you Asian?
FMLL2016 16
Lmao!!!! That's great
leeebeeeee18 20
I hope she was understanding... accidents are stressful enough without having someone yelling at you about it!
PassiveAggresive 12
Sorry bout that, but logically YDI. Hopefully it wasn't anything too bad.
belljars 22
Aye chingado
Marley_000 14
I would advise you to stay away from lottery tickets, men on ladders and black cat rescues lest your bad luck rub off or get worse. APPEASE THE GODS OF THE HORSESHOE AND CLOVER!
Rippa1986 10
Bad luck! Good on you for not being a Jerk and trying to drive off!