Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Jonesy666 0
Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy
michellaneous 0
don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!
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dancin303 0
reminds me of something recently that happened to me. my showchoir was performing for a event and we where thes provacative (sp?) dresses and kinda dances and this one guy was taking pictures and videos of us dancing ad doing hair and make up and practicing etc etc it was kinda creepy. not as bad as the op cause we didnt find out he was a regestered sex offender
sillyblondeXD 0
ew that reminds me of this sub i had in 6th grade, apparently he grabs a girls boob in the class after mine.. there was this big deal about it and i heard he got thrown in jail. that really sucks. the school system needs to check up on their subs or their teachers in general
cartering 0
20 only public schools have to, and then only schools for those in k-12. Dance class typically isn't included in a public k-12 curriculum. So she either goes to a private religious school -and those typically require parents to help, and rarely if ever do background checks on parents, or this wasn't a school in the sense of the Monday-friday 7 hours/day, 180 days a year sense
DddysGrl55 0
Wow Creepy.
nodayliketoday 0
I volunteered in a primary school for three months, working with five and six year olds. I was never CRB checked. Don't forget that 'the school system' is just a bunch of people. And sometimes people are lazy. This shit does happen. In the UK it's illegal to leave someone like me unsupervised in a room with pupils because I have no official teacher training... but it happened lots of times. Luckily, I'm not a pervert. But I imagine a lot of parents would be very disconcerted if they knew how lax that school really is about checking people.
spoonifur 0
Our school doesn't do checks unless the person is hired more than a few times.
redsoxchick08 0
Where was his CORI report??? You can't start without that shit unless you know the Pope, Prime Minister, and President of the Ukraine.
panda_bear511 0
ALSO! To everyone who calls BS, YOU. ARE. NOT. GOD! You can't know that in this certain situation it couldn't happen. You can't know all the details of the post so you shouldn't immediately jump to the conclusion that "Oh it's fake because blah blah blah"
panda_bear511 0
Dance classes create the most wonderful times (e.g. the exhibitionist outside our window... treasured memories) But maybe in 10 years you'll laugh half-heartedly about it
shacala 0
@ #58, the majority of cases where the convicted person has to register as a sex offender involve sexual crimes. if they really did do it, they deserve to go to jail, they deserve to have less opportunities than law-abiding and mentally healthy citizens and they deserve to be ostricized until they get better. Any person so selfish that they will traumatize other people just to satisfy themselves is sick and can only hurt a society. and if you pee in a bush and manage to get caught by the police, you didnt have that many opportunities in life to begin with.