School: Say hello to my plastic friend!

Say hello to my plastic friend!

By Pandathepilot - 10/11/2017 15:00

Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 21:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

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By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By bully slayer - 12/12/2018 10:00 - Philippines - Pasay City

Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML

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By Superman - 15/11/2012 06:01 - United States - Bellflower

Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By American - 19/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I got to school and my stuff was searched by a police officer, which isn't normal. As I walked to my locker, there were several more police officers patrolling the hallways. Turns out a VERY troubled kid who was expelled last year had issued a threat, so they're taking excessive precautions. This is America. FML

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By christine brown - 26/08/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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By Elcam - 16/10/2013 08:22 - Belgium

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

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By tawan - 04/12/2009 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I set off a fire alarm in school. I was taken to the head teacher's office, where he said that though he was shocked at my behavior, it was nice to see me being more like regular students and trying to fit in, instead of isolating myself as usual. I was shoved into the fire alarm by bullies. FML

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By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 10 November 2017 15:28

Are you sure this isn’t just a humblebrag about your incredibly convincing skills as an actor?

exileonmainst 16

Friday 10 November 2017 15:21

Yes, the problem here is that the play was about Peter Pan..

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Zachary8261 28

Friday 10 November 2017 15:02

Don’t stay too close to the principal. You might catch the stupid.

exileonmainst 16

Friday 10 November 2017 15:21

Yes, the problem here is that the play was about Peter Pan..

Talented73 54

Friday 10 November 2017 23:32

You said "Peter".... huh-huh.... huh-huh-huh....

Tripartita 44

Friday 10 November 2017 15:28

Are you sure this isn’t just a humblebrag about your incredibly convincing skills as an actor?

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 10 November 2017 16:12

I can see Broadway in your future, very convincing act!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 November 2017 16:41

You’re the one who chose the photo depicting violence as the one you posted for all to see. Hopefully, the classes teach you something!

acmariner99 25

Friday 10 November 2017 17:52

Wow ... triggered much?

tonyfan00 38

Friday 10 November 2017 19:12

It may be plastic, but you didn't say it couldn't fire live rounds...

chessu 21

Friday 10 November 2017 20:46

I refuse to believe such stupidity exists.

David Horgan 8

Saturday 11 November 2017 4:07

kids have gotten in trouble for making a "gun" shape with their fingers.....

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 12 November 2017 9:31

I would say "only in America", but the UK is also prone to this sort of schmuckery

Talented73 54

Friday 10 November 2017 23:34

No real surprise, everyone is too politically correct these days.

Arashikage 18

Saturday 11 November 2017 1:15

Why was your principal on your Facebook page to begin with?

onceuponatime456 16

Saturday 11 November 2017 22:29

Very good question!!

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 12 November 2017 9:33

Other because OP mentioned the name of the school in the post, or because he is creepy. Or maybe both. Are you in Lower Merion by any chance, OP?

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 12 November 2017 9:35

Either, that should be. Remember kids, always poofread _before_ hitting post.

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