By ToothHurtyAM - 18/10/2018 05:00

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Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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ajh1800 25

If you're going to take advantage of your principal's gullibility, I think you could have come up with something better than lying about having practice...you didn't think it was odd that he was so interested in your schedule all of a sudden?

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RichardPencil 30

The good news is that you’ll always know how to spell principal correctly. The principal is always your mom’s “pal.”

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I guess he is the one who is really practicing.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Don't lie to your principals, kids. They might end up as a step-parent one day.

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RichardPencil 30

The good news is that you’ll always know how to spell principal correctly. The principal is always your mom’s “pal.”

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ajh1800 25

If you're going to take advantage of your principal's gullibility, I think you could have come up with something better than lying about having practice...you didn't think it was odd that he was so interested in your schedule all of a sudden?

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whiskey'swino 15

Forest? Forest Gump?

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Nikki K 10

sounds like the best "saved by the bell" episode that was never made...

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Didn't the principal bang the mom in 8 Simple Rules?

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wanted_2_want 40

Your mom really sacrifices herself for your education. Wink

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volunteer 8

how a awful day is.... i can image it's so bad to you..... i think u need to talk something with you mom.

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Jeremy Phillips 18

This doesn’t take advantage or play a trick on the principal, as gullibility doesn’t come into play here. OP is just a dick. Having asked a sincere question the principal presumably thought he wouldn’t be lied to. YDI.

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