Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Top comments
Jonesy666 0
Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy
michellaneous 0
don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!
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Comments (199)
onigiriqueen 0
Yeah, I doubt they'd hire ANYBODY without doing a background check. Registered sex offenders would never be hired if working with kids. I, too, call BS.
BaeLee 0
Wow, sounds like my school. you don't live in NY do you? Weird!
uhohh 0
oh my god this fml just wins everything
Equinox987 0
Could be a few things. Firstly he could have been from an agency and the school assumed the agency did their job, or secondly they could have hired him while still waiting on the criminal background check to come back as they usually take a couple days.
_apecakez 0
that's scary. o_O did he blow his cover when he asked some girls to dance around on poles?
Libbyy 0
Ah, nasty
Mortal_Light 0
Shouldn't the dance class be canceled? That isn't exactly a class that a substitute can teach... Also, there have been a lot of instances where schools short on staff would hire people without background checks.
ayshren 0
I find that hard to believe. Most schools do background checks before allowing someone to substitute.
Hallandale 0
Today, I finally got hired as a substitute teacher. I had been having trouble getting work lately; it turns out there's a registered sex offender with the same name as me. A girl took out her camera and started taking pictures, so I confiscated it and put it on my desk. I'm now locked up because of a big misunderstanding. FML.
fmobus 0
principle != principal