FML : Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being...

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Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tor - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 00:11 / United States

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By PureGold | 0

#129065 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 10:07

I've had those pains before...they come on all of a sudden and HURT LIKE HELL, and I went to the hospital for them, but it turns out they were just cramps. You really never know, what if it was appendicitis or something? But really, those sharp cramps can hurt...anyone calling BS has obviously never had this happen to them. You literally can't stand up or move your stomach in any way or it will feel like you just got stabbed. I think things like acid reflux can make them even worse. So to the OP, FYL, I'm sorry this happened while your class was listening, and I feel your pain :(.

By ffpoisongirl | 0

#129028 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:31

Okay I have a really low pain threshold, but really? C'mon.

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By lulzorz | 0

#129015 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

apfunction | 0

#867893 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:26

OP, why didn't you just fart???

girlicious_fml | 0

#968244 - Friday 26 March 2010 1:26

ydi for holding it in and not farting!

jonnyapples | 7

#1365730 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:38

try having crohns since you were 7. worse than period cramps and every fucking day. ydi for being a little pussy

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4041768 - Thursday 16 February 2012 5:57

Sorry you have to live with that 111, not to sound crude or anything, but in your case it's different since you're used to it

aliseodactyl | 20

#6105797 - Friday 31 October 2014 19:41

men.. haha

By Tehalon | 0

#129021 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

peace7love2FML | 0

#916240 - Friday 5 March 2010 7:03

how does he Deserve it?
gas pains can be extrememley painful!! (well I wouldn't go to the hospital for it lol)
but still...?

ilovefatcats | 12

#973405 - Saturday 3 April 2010 4:56

my frond little sister had gas cramps so bad she said it hurt to breath. so. ya.

oh and she was in the hospital for two days

ilovefatcats | 12

#973406 - Saturday 3 April 2010 4:57

stupid spell check
it was friend not frond

unilpentium | 0

#1083449 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:13

Yeah. Gas pains reeeeeealy suck. It's not hard to believe someone thought they were a medical emergency because the pain resembles the symptoms of much, much worse things.

skyttlz | 32

#1283074 - Sunday 22 August 2010 8:37

sometimes for me it hurts so bad I can't walk or eat

meggymuggins | 10

#6279052 - Friday 1 May 2015 21:36

I've been beaten, broke bones, had terrible kidney stones, etc, and still the worst pain I've ever had was gas pain. Sometimes it's so bad I can't walk and I vomit from the pain. You're lucky you've never experienced it.

derpina72 | 23

#6722504 - Wednesday 14 December 2016 5:58

In my case, I can honestly say my gas pain isn't that bad to my mestrual cramps, but if I really really had to decide the worse pain I've ever experienced has been, I'd say tooth pain (depending on what's going on). even my mother in law, who had 3 natural, nonmedicated childbirths, she says tooth pain is way worse and very aggitating.

By ffpoisongirl | 0

#129028 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By KeithHarris | 0

#129033 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:35

Well now the class can think of nicknames for you. Like Gassy Noles, Madame FartsAlot. Stankasaurus. Tootie.... okay maybe tootie is a stretch.

By Seegtease | 0

#129034 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:36

I've had some really bad gas cramps but screaming and crying? Suck it up.

And who cares if the class was listening on speakerphone? They would have found out one way or another. At least they found out while you weren't there. But I guess even that was too much for you.

You're a wuss all-around!

By LostAndNotFound | 0

#129043 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:45

I CALL BS.

By Emry_fml | 0

#129056 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:56

We have a medical term for these people. FOS means full of ...

By djqlue | 0

#129064 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 10:05

Wow, what a gigantic wimp.

By PureGold | 0

#129065 - Tuesday 21 April 2009 10:07

Isoldael | 25

#4483818 - Saturday 26 May 2012 14:52

I've cramps quite regularly due to my irritable bowel syndrome. Last summer I had what I thought were rather mild cramps for about two weeks. After a visit to the doctor's (just to make sure) it turned out I had a very bad case of appendicitis and had surgery the same day. OP did the right thing, having it checked out.

xNephilim | 18

#4987170 - Sunday 30 September 2012 8:28

I get the gas cramps whenever I'm on my period... So on top of being uncomfortable and already in pain, whenever I do manage to get my period cramps under control, I STILL double over from gas cramps every once in a while. It sucks.