Thin blue line

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 05:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
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dno79 19

old dude sounds like he still got game! sorry you have to deal with him

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itchmcrotch 13

So annoy other people by playing music so loud you can hear it in another house/apartment?

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KhaleesiDannie 26

nah by having some game #30

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JustinJK 21

I would blare like rap music or something old people dislike

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EatZombies 10

People just have to learn to enjoy life as it is. Make some fun memories to look back to out of it!

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Jonclee 8

I'm guessing either American patriotic songs or, more likely, daring battle music you'd play in documentaries (since OP lives in California, USA)

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Elban 20

Fortunate Son by CCR, Paint It Black by the stones are a couple of good examples

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StarkWolf_fml 23

What is he good for? Absolutely nothing! WAR!

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

@32 I don't think that's how the song goes.

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derpyshy 16

I was gonna ask the same thing. I can't think of a song that would classify.

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

War music these days is heavy metal. Metallica, Black Sabbath, Slipknot, etc. Who knows what the old man thinks is war music.

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EatZombies 10

Fallout 4 radio stations have your answer

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CasiusCorvus 10

actually if he's a war vet then there's a good chance its actual music they played during the war. In Vietnam, Americans often blasted music at night to keep the enemy from getting sleep. That's what I've heard anyway, my dad was in the Navy and he confirms they did it to each other sometimes just cause they could. Lol.

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ned diggers 14

Slipknot lol. That's the most pathetic example of "war music" I've ever heard, let alone "heavy metal".

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Rosebudx 32

Record audio or video evidence. Doesn't have to be of their house, but record something that catches how loud the music is. Call the police, keep recording as the sound pauses and then restarts. Then take that down to the station.

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sanchogrim 18

Don't be that neighbor. For the love of God, not even the cops like y'all.

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laden_swallow09 34

No, 62. YOU don't be that neighbor, blaring whatever the hell you want at all hours of the morning, keeping everyone awake when we have to go to work in the morning.

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hekinokuroihi 20

Ask for the Staff Sergeant and tell that person that their police officers aren't doing their jobs. Don't go to through the grunts when you can talk to the higher ups.

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dno79 19

old dude sounds like he still got game! sorry you have to deal with him

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GuyOnBridge 14

who the hell let's a wrinkly old man slap their ass? Does that police officer have a fetish?

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interesting33 36

Could be she felt awkward and didn't know how to respond

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gracehi 31

I'm guessing she was already his girlfriend or something.

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tygerarmy 35

Could be the old guy has a lot of charisma and charm, and she just didn't care. He's probably a former Police Officer and/or Military.

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corporatescoundr 25

I agree with 52. Some women look at stuff like that as charming. "Oh he's just old. That's how they did stuff back then. He doesn't mean anything by it. I take it as a compliment." Etc.

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Colon_Man 17

#52. I was thinking a former judge, myself.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I gotta give the old badger points for being kind of a badass. But you should definitely do something about that, especially if the police won't. Try talking to a higher-ranking officer, and make sure you have physical evidence of what's going on.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

What exactly is war music? And honestly most of the Internet says "**** the police" but then says to ask them for help?

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