gonzolove

About Gonzolove

I made this account so I could reply to other people's nonsensical ramblings. Also, I like to argue. And play devil's advocate. And I own a lot of guns. I also think that it's creepy that FML knows which day of the week I was born on. About me? Well I'm into biology. I am going to school to pursue a career in microbial genetics. I drink beer. I don't take myself that seriously. I love music and dancing. I also try my hand at photography (black and white and I attempt to develop my own photographs). Want more? Probably not. But if you do, message me. I will eventually get back to you (usually it will be pretty quick).

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Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - / Monday 23 March 2009 07:36 / United States

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By Mac / Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:05 / France

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Embarassed - / Thursday 10 September 2009 05:32 / Canada

Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML

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By sadchick - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:53 / United States

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

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By nick2.0 - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 21:20 / United States

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