Kids: Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come... - FML

By fuck - 02/06/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

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By u raised him - 10/02/2018 01:30

Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By ghostyyy - 24/07/2010 23:21 - France

Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 06:00

Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 04:00

Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML

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By great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina

Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 19:30 - United States

Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML

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By female - 31/12/2018 20:00

Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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hunterhound 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:59

great achievement

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Did he get his entire 15 minutes?

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DreaminOfMusic 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:02

well at lest he got to be on tv. you have to look on the bright side! ;) lol

67gtojake 7

Friday 3 June 2011 4:00

there is a monty python joke in there somewhere...

FMLephant 2

Friday 3 June 2011 5:16

I've been on tv and in the newspaper. nothing criminal, I just prefer annominty. media should leave people alone when they want to be!

bibit1990 2

Friday 3 June 2011 9:46

125- hahaha!!! yur name made me chuckle!! :D

ivizzle2 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:02

raise him better next time bitch!

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 3 June 2011 2:03

If your son did something funny while on the news, his time on TV could have served double duty on America's Funniest Home Videos: the show that everyone has watched but very few find funny.

volley4eva1698 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:12

I like your comment, but i am going to acknowledge it with this comment

LoLlersnakes 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:50

What are you talking about? Please don't comment on FML when you are drunk.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 3 June 2011 6:25

LoLlersnakes - If you are referring to me, then you are totally right. I had way too much root beer and pop rocks last night. I'm so sorry but I couldn't control myself. it just makes me feel invincible. Every morning after though, I regret it because I have the worst headache.:)

Yuuki_mei 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:03

Slap some sense into that guy

Roflwtflmao 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:04

wow that sucks big time..

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:46

Looks like you do too

volley4eva1698 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:08

HAHAH YEAH! put some clothes on girl!

frozenfreeze 5

Friday 3 June 2011 2:05

Next time hopefully he will actually be successful in robbing the bank, then you can be proud of him!

Nikkitaria 9

Friday 3 June 2011 2:09

That is quite the shooting star...

BigEyedOwl 1

Friday 3 June 2011 2:11

do u get to keep the money he took??

late_415 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:12

I always wanted to be on cops. jelouse

rattusrattus 18

Friday 3 June 2011 2:14

Your son is the fail. You don't TRY to rob banks. You just rob them. This is why I'm now relaxing by my pool with my sexy sexy butlers. :P I hope you have two kids.

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