Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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hunterhound 0
great achievement
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
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DreaminOfMusic 0
well at lest he got to be on tv. you have to look on the bright side! ;) lol
67gtojake 7
there is a monty python joke in there somewhere...
FMLephant 2
I've been on tv and in the newspaper. nothing criminal, I just prefer annominty. media should leave people alone when they want to be!
bibit1990 2
125- hahaha!!! yur name made me chuckle!! :D
ivizzle2 0
raise him better next time bitch!
iAmScrubs 19
If your son did something funny while on the news, his time on TV could have served double duty on America's Funniest Home Videos: the show that everyone has watched but very few find funny.
volley4eva1698 0
I like your comment, but i am going to acknowledge it with this comment
LoLlersnakes 0
What are you talking about? Please don't comment on FML when you are drunk.
iAmScrubs 19
LoLlersnakes - If you are referring to me, then you are totally right. I had way too much root beer and pop rocks last night. I'm so sorry but I couldn't control myself. it just makes me feel invincible. Every morning after though, I regret it because I have the worst headache.:)
Yuuki_mei 0
Slap some sense into that guy
Roflwtflmao 0
wow that sucks big time..
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Looks like you do too
volley4eva1698 0
HAHAH YEAH! put some clothes on girl!
frozenfreeze 5
Next time hopefully he will actually be successful in robbing the bank, then you can be proud of him!
Nikkitaria 9
That is quite the shooting star...
BigEyedOwl 1
do u get to keep the money he took??
late_415 0
I always wanted to be on cops. jelouse
rattusrattus 19
Your son is the fail. You don't TRY to rob banks. You just rob them. This is why I'm now relaxing by my pool with my sexy sexy butlers. :P I hope you have two kids.