Bad, bad, bad

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:30 - United States - Saint Joseph

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Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
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That must have been a pain in the ass.

Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

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Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

That must have been a pain in the ass.

leogachi 15

This joke occurs so often that I don't even laugh in my head anymore.

Lol it must have hurt too much.

I doubt the sex was painful. It was just bad sex.

If you've liked him for that long then you shouldn't let the sex ruin it. You can always help him get better.

If he's liked him for this long before something came of it, I'm betting OP put him on a pedestal, making his expectations far too high.

All girls need to think like you haha

Maybe you're just too anal about your sex.

You've probably crushed that guys sex confidence

Oh well. Now you have 4 options: 1) Admit you lied. 2) Stay perpetually single. 3) Get a girlfriend. Or 4) Move far, far, away. Take your pick.

Or stay with the guy and keep trying till he gets better at sex

That must have really hurt his feelings. FHL.

Not everything is about sex, OP. If you like him, he likes you, and you could have a good relationship, don't let this ruin it. You can find ways to make it better, together.

Did he put it in the wrong hole? Oh wait..