Bad, bad, bad

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 10:30 - United States - Saint Joseph

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Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
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Bevspeaks 11

Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

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Bevspeaks 11

Well you should have been honest instead of lying, what if he sees you with another guy? That'll hurt him worse than the truth.

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leogachi 15

This joke occurs so often that I don't even laugh in my head anymore.

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Accept 11

I doubt the sex was painful. It was just bad sex.

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daliagrande 17

If you've liked him for that long then you shouldn't let the sex ruin it. You can always help him get better.

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CharresBarkrey 15

If he's liked him for this long before something came of it, I'm betting OP put him on a pedestal, making his expectations far too high.

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Wolstenholme 11

Maybe you're just too anal about your sex.

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cuppycakeslove 20

You've probably crushed that guys sex confidence

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Risho96 10

Oh well. Now you have 4 options: 1) Admit you lied. 2) Stay perpetually single. 3) Get a girlfriend. Or 4) Move far, far, away. Take your pick.

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ydi_4_suking 20

Or stay with the guy and keep trying till he gets better at sex

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DKjazz 20

That must have really hurt his feelings. FHL.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

Not everything is about sex, OP. If you like him, he likes you, and you could have a good relationship, don't let this ruin it. You can find ways to make it better, together.

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thrifting 18

Did he put it in the wrong hole? Oh wait..

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