Work, Embarrassing, Coworkers and Awkward: Brainbox block

Brainbox block

By officekid - 16/08/2019 02:00

Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML

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By Impotante - 11/06/2021 02:01

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By BigMouth McRedface - 14/05/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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By shannon - 02/04/2021 20:59

Today, I asked my coworker for her name. She screamed at me because apparently I'd already asked her 5 times before. I have no memory of any of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By Clueless - 21/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 02:02 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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Dr_Alex 10

Friday 16 August 2019 3:52

"Excuse me, what's your last name?" "Jane Doe" "Oh, I know your first name, just couldn't recall your last name. Thanks anyways!" "It's me and Jane Doe in the office". Boom. Profit.

alycion 38

Friday 16 August 2019 8:21

How about, excuse me, I’m blanking. This is embarrassing, but could you please tell me your name. It would have ended the awkward moment a lot quicker.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 August 2019 2:11

Mulva? Hest? Bovary?

Sinshine 28

Friday 16 August 2019 3:50

That so sounds like me! I can't remember names to save my life if I don't deal with them a lot.

Dr_Alex 10

Friday 16 August 2019 3:52

"Excuse me, what's your last name?" "Jane Doe" "Oh, I know your first name, just couldn't recall your last name. Thanks anyways!" "It's me and Jane Doe in the office". Boom. Profit.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 16 August 2019 5:38

Wait, what? A woman from your office called to ask about the only (other) woman at your location: wouldn't that be herself???

alycion 38

Friday 16 August 2019 8:21

How about, excuse me, I’m blanking. This is embarrassing, but could you please tell me your name. It would have ended the awkward moment a lot quicker.