Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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StoryOfTheYear
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The Mayans were right!
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ilikeemsmall
| 4
Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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abewho21
| 3
Bring on the double late night cravings, sicknesses, and the mood swings. Good luck and congrats on the new baby
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Pray for the Mayan calendar to be true.
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raNDMGUy
| 5
That'd be worse because then he goes through all that crap just to die after the babies are born D:
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
And you don't think it's fishy that they both live with you and are both pregnant at the same time due in the same time frame? I would be a little...unless you slept with them both?
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Torva_fml
| 16
I just hope they're not both his....
I guess 49 beat me to it... As I was typing it, oh well... Haha.
I guess 49 beat me to it... As I was typing it, oh well... Haha.
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ilikeemsmall
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Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
yeah congrays. but hopefully theyre not both yours.
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rexgar2000
| 10
the wrath of the pregnant women are going to destroy you man. But hey as longest you have ice cream as your secret weapon you'll be fine
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
It could be worse, at least he's not the guy who lives with 4 different women who get their periods at different times
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reaganomics
| 6
Now your def going to need a man cave to hide in for 9 months
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bitchslapped22
| 14
I agree with 62, get the fuck out of there!
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Akai_fml
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YDI, Shoulda wrapped it up.
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Huh.
So I guess the world IS gonna end in 2012.
:D
So I guess the world IS gonna end in 2012.
:D
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i_amthe_walrus
| 0
Not all women become crazy when they are pregnant. I am a very eccentric person so I thought when I became pregnant I would be the worst of them all, but I was the opposite. Honestly I think my husband liked me better when I was pregnant lol. I hope both women are like that in your situation OP. Good luck!!
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AliCat18
| 12
90# what if they were trying for a baby!?!
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jomo111
| 5
Yeah, you should by smoke bombs to make a momentary getta way.
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abbey321
| 8
I remember when my mom was pregnant with my younger sisters. She was having twins and I took the last waffle and she yelled I'm eating for four now!! While throwing the syrup at me.
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abbey321
| 8
I meant three sorry!
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honeyluv0218
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87If she is having twins she would be eating for 3 not 4
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Akai_fml
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@ #108 If he was trying for a baby, then he wouldn't be complaining that he succeeded.
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okiidokii_fml
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65- OMG like on sister wives!
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
The Mayans were right!
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
"I remember the world before the tragedy son.. The trees were green, the sky was blue.. But then two women, at the same second, gave birth. The high iron rate combined with a quick change in the polarity of the Earth made the newborns collide with uncanny force. The cataclysm that followed was deadly.."
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z620
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Aw #3 beat me to it
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mle015
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Ya the mayans calendar ended on December 21 so if they are pregnant that long something is defiantly wrong
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xGraycloud
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*definitely :)
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mxpklx
| 12
They will give birth to the Antichrists!!!!
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asselhoff
| 5
"The world, as we know it, will soon come to an end."
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jacobs_double
| 0
am I the only one who considers august to not be "late 2012"?
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Jonkbaby
| 19
tell her its you or your wife
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UrLyfSuxx
| 0
What ?
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ItsYourMamaDoe
| 0
I think he's trying to say both of them cannot live the house and one of them has to go.
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chocol8m
| 6
Ur an ass.
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imustbeinsane
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Congrats on your baby, but you're in for an explosive 9 months. The hadron collider's got nothing on your apartment
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CalCommando
| 6
Ya done son.
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eb0ny
| 15
I wonder how he's going.
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juwood
| 7
Hey man...hey...it might not be as bad as you're anticipating. They might cancel each other out.
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marmlr339
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How can they "cancel each other out?"
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Androidz
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I think he means punching each other in the stomach.
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cosmosis
| 12
Hmmm one pregnant woman plus one pregnant woman equals two pregnant women...
Hmmm im not following your logic there son. Does not make the slightest bit of sense
Anywho, congrats and goodluck for the future op:)
Hmmm im not following your logic there son. Does not make the slightest bit of sense
Anywho, congrats and goodluck for the future op:)
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DocBastard
| 38
It's called sarcasm. Look it up - S-A-R-C-A-S-M. It's a way of conveying...hello? Am I getting through here?
Hello?
Hello?
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elmski87
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It's called talking bollocks.
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simsimma88
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It was probably a joke... Lol
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DontForgetMe4
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Awe Man... Good luck. That's all I can say. I hope they don't kill you.
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VaanBasch
| 1
I see where this is going. Are you pregnant too?
Sorry if I spoiled the big twist in this story for everyone.
Sorry if I spoiled the big twist in this story for everyone.
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rulezdunmatter
| 12
You sure you're not responsible for both pregnancies?
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perdix
| 29
Or neither?
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rulezdunmatter
| 12
Or maybe for the wife's sister's but not the wife. Regardless, his life is going to be one tough ride.
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perdix
| 29
He could end up biologically responsible for neither and financially responsible for both. Top that!
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xosportsgirl14x
| 8
He could be punched in the face by a gorilla.
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perdix
| 29
Nice try, but rather than paying for college for two kids, I'd rather take and gorilla punch and I'll raise you a donkey punch.
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mirag
| 0
Maybe it's one of those polygamous families
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perdix
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#42, I doubt it. If they were polygamists, having two of the wives pregnant would be good news, not an FML.
Sounds like a fun lifestyle, though.
Sounds like a fun lifestyle, though.
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stuner56
| 22
#27, I'll raise your donkey punch & raise a falcon punch
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jobsman99
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Hopefully you are not the father to both
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rulezdunmatter
| 12
Same as my comment hahas.
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BehindU
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What does hahas mean?
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DevilGirl66
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I'm pretty sure he writing "haha" but added an s by accident
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BehindU
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Sorry, sometimes I can't help being a nazi.
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PlasticSand
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The plural form of "haha", duh!