Keep it in your pants

By bad brother - 04/10/2023 11:00

Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
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Razz12901 11

hopefully your wife will get everything in a divorce.

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Anderling 32

Psst. Hey. Hey buddy. You know what would've instantly prevented this from happening? Not screwing your own brother's wife like a decent person.

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Razz12901 11

hopefully your wife will get everything in a divorce.

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Anderling 32

Psst. Hey. Hey buddy. You know what would've instantly prevented this from happening? Not screwing your own brother's wife like a decent person.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

You're assuming he was screwing his brother's wife like an arsehole, when it's just as possible he was screwing his wife's sister like an arsehole.

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D J's MOM 17

his user name is 'bad brother ' and he doesn't mention a wife. you do the math....

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Ubehage 32

Congratulations! You will now have 2 genetic reminders of what pieces of Sith you and SIL are.

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headlock95 3

BIL* Girls can’t get each other pregnant 😅

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HayNow 11

???.... could be his brother's wife or his wife's sister.....

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chrskr13 10

You truly make me sick. You are a piece of shit!!!

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DirtySalamander 9

I thought you meant your son knocked her up.

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UsernameNotRandom 10

YDI. You were ******* someone else's wife? Both you and her are arseholes and you deserve getting dumped.

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RichardPencil 30

If you and your brother have the same parents, your DNA will likely be nearly identical. If you and your sister-in-law can keep your mouths shut, you might get away with it.

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poopface82 18

Best case scenario: it’s a surrogacy agreement he wanted to back out of and it’s too late. In pretty much any other scenario, he’s an asshole.

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