Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s on her way to my friend's place to have her guts rearranged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmother's items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
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Charlie Given 28
there's a reason she's the ex-girlfriend let her fix her own damn car problems
red6joker 8
Yeah dude, gotta cut out your ex's from your life. It'll be much easier with out the drama. Don't hold onto those good times they are your ex's for a reason.
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Charlie Given 28
there's a reason she's the ex-girlfriend let her fix her own damn car problems
red6joker 8
Yeah dude, gotta cut out your ex's from your life. It'll be much easier with out the drama. Don't hold onto those good times they are your ex's for a reason.
flagbitch 8
"have her guts rearranged" lol
JasonThorn 23
Sorry, OP, but DAMN that's a good euphemism...
SJKatt 15
Look, either she's your ex or your friend. If she's your friend, stop caring who gets in her. If she's your ex, stop helping her with stuff at the drop of a hat. This is on you.
kfchicken 31
ex's can befriends but that doesn't make it any less awkward when she gets together with your friend.
SJKatt 15
"Exes can be friends" Yeah, that's covered under "she's your ex or your friend". Either she is your ex, who you call your ex, and think of as your ex, or she is your friend. Who you are no longer dating and have moved on from and let live her own life. So again, she's either your ex or your friend. If you are hung up on how she's your ex, you're not being her friend.
ghostinflames 13
Move on. Don't let exes take advantage of you or complicate your life.
Amanda G Rich 23
She doesn't owe you anything. You decided to help her. It's not her fault you had sleazy intentions. She's also an EX so she can sleep with whoever she wants now, you don't own her. YDI all the way
Levi2411 41
While I agree with this, OP, who obviously still has some sort of issues with things, needs to stop contacting her/ doing things for her. If he doesn't view her as a friend and cares about who she sleeps with, then he should cut ties unless he wants to keep being hurt over it. That being said, if his friend knows this, he's also kind of an asshole for that. I would never sleep with my friend's ex, ever. Unless it was 100% uncomplicated and they just didn't like each other or something, I'm not that kind of f3iend
Levi2411 41
.. Friend. Not whatever I just typed lol.
ThoughtsofaDame 12
Either that the grossest way to describe sex ever or she's getting illegal surgery I hope its that latter