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By Brenden - 25/01/2021 13:59

Today, my ex-girlfriend called me say she needed her car repaired. I fixed it as fast as I could so she could get back on her way, only to find out she’s on her way to my friend's place to have her guts rearranged. FML

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You deserved it 691

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 260

You deserved it 7 387

By Seriously? - 22/07/2017 13:54

Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 049

You deserved it 2 028

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 016

You deserved it 2 738

I'm innocent!

By DavidJ - 16/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 972

You deserved it 137

By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 526

You deserved it 8 142

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 314

You deserved it 4 597

By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 318

You deserved it 2 634

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 170

You deserved it 65 719

By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 859

You deserved it 14 706

Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 967

You deserved it 3 913

Charlie Given 26

Monday 25 January 2021 16:09

there's a reason she's the ex-girlfriend let her fix her own damn car problems

red6joker 8

Monday 25 January 2021 16:56

Yeah dude, gotta cut out your ex's from your life. It'll be much easier with out the drama. Don't hold onto those good times they are your ex's for a reason.

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Charlie Given 26

Monday 25 January 2021 16:09

there's a reason she's the ex-girlfriend let her fix her own damn car problems

red6joker 8

Monday 25 January 2021 16:56

Yeah dude, gotta cut out your ex's from your life. It'll be much easier with out the drama. Don't hold onto those good times they are your ex's for a reason.

flagbitch 8

Monday 25 January 2021 18:38

"have her guts rearranged" lol

JasonThorn 19

Friday 29 January 2021 3:29

Sorry, OP, but DAMN that's a good euphemism...

SJKatt 15

Monday 25 January 2021 19:32

Look, either she's your ex or your friend. If she's your friend, stop caring who gets in her. If she's your ex, stop helping her with stuff at the drop of a hat. This is on you.

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 26 January 2021 9:37

ex's can befriends but that doesn't make it any less awkward when she gets together with your friend.

SJKatt 15

Tuesday 26 January 2021 9:40

"Exes can be friends" Yeah, that's covered under "she's your ex or your friend". Either she is your ex, who you call your ex, and think of as your ex, or she is your friend. Who you are no longer dating and have moved on from and let live her own life. So again, she's either your ex or your friend. If you are hung up on how she's your ex, you're not being her friend.

ghostinflames 13

Tuesday 26 January 2021 6:13

Move on. Don't let exes take advantage of you or complicate your life.

Amanda G Rich 23

Tuesday 26 January 2021 21:10

She doesn't owe you anything. You decided to help her. It's not her fault you had sleazy intentions. She's also an EX so she can sleep with whoever she wants now, you don't own her. YDI all the way

Levi2411 41

Tuesday 26 January 2021 21:52

While I agree with this, OP, who obviously still has some sort of issues with things, needs to stop contacting her/ doing things for her. If he doesn't view her as a friend and cares about who she sleeps with, then he should cut ties unless he wants to keep being hurt over it. That being said, if his friend knows this, he's also kind of an asshole for that. I would never sleep with my friend's ex, ever. Unless it was 100% uncomplicated and they just didn't like each other or something, I'm not that kind of f3iend