Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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boxter57
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Will your baby suck on your armpit?
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml
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Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)
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heyimallison
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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abbyelizabeth
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I read somewhere that it's really common to have a "third breast". Signs usually don't show until your pregnant though.
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christyxbee
| 15
Can't you just have it removed...?
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fthislyfe
| 22
That's great! Boobs are good. The more, the better. Be happy!
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
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What I want to know is, does it have a nipple on it too or is it just breast tissue that may connect to one of the two in front?
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KiddNYC1O
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Sirin, I didn't know that. I would have voted 17 and up. These little brats are annoying... No offense. Lol.
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fthislyfe
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53: Are you being serious? If yes, you're plain genius.
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LiveLaughFML
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boobs are good (lol) but too much of it gets annoying. i know people in the 8th and 9th grade who have back pains because the size of their breasts. my aunt even had to get a breast reduction done because she couldnt stand how uncomfortable her boobs made her feel.
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fanceh
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MTV True Life: I have 3 tits.
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hur_hur
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@ #28 I doubt insurance would cover it, they might say it isn't serious enough or some crap. -.-
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leechris4
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It's called polymasteria (I think) and many women have it. There can even be many others of different sizes on you. Though if your lucky (or unlucky) you grow a normal sized one between the others. Look up the movie good luck chuck. That's where I heard of this.
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harrypotterfinat
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So true. My mom and brother had them.
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TheBitchOfChuckN
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Don't worry, some guys find that hot.
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RSL1198
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Second
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Lanceeden
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That will come in handy if you have triplets.
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yougotapes
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Yea but awkward to manage...
Just picture it
Just picture it
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farhil
| 14
Just because you have breast tissue there doesn't mean there is a mammary gland. Not being a hater, just offering some hope.
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hotscar
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The doctor said that it would lactate
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gunmania0
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That seems to me like a win-win situation.
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stro88
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Wtf? I guess that's cool. Damn that's more work though when you're checking for lumps cuz breast cancer is no joke.
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x_messyjessy_x
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Is it just me or did anyone else think of busted- 'year 3000' video after reading this??? Lol
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whatgoescomes
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Just you, listening to the Jonas brothers? I only know about them because of my kids..... If you're under 15 get the hell out.
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abbyelizabeth
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21:
Riggghttt, because of your kids. Don't worry, we don't judge.
Riggghttt, because of your kids. Don't worry, we don't judge.
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CheesyNacho
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Busted sang Year 3000 not the Jonas Brothers, they just covered it.
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LiveLaughFML
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#21: this site is for everyone above 13 years of age :)
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guckylynn
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Actually 32, my iPhone app warns not suitable for children under 17.
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Sirin_fml
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That's Apple for you. The site is indeed open to anyone aged 13 or above.
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KiddNYC1O
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Sirin, now how many 10 year-olds are working undercover here?
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perdix
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Yes, the site is "open" to everyone 13 and older, but it's really not suitable for anyone under 95.
I tell anyone who comes here that it's like looking at the Blue Waffle. We warn you, but you just have to look and are a lesser person for it.
I tell anyone who comes here that it's like looking at the Blue Waffle. We warn you, but you just have to look and are a lesser person for it.
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Sirin_fml
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@KiddNYC1O: Simple to figure out. You can spot the 10 year olds easily; they are the ones who post comments like "u mad bro", "that's a shitty situation", "karma", "divorce", "epic win/fail", and so on.
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KiddNYC1O
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LOL. Oh, man. Sirin, refer to comment #63...
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Sirin_fml
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I forgive you.
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KiddNYC1O
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Lol. Oh, you've forgiven me for worse. Thanks.
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TheTerenity
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Like Futurama? If so as soon as I read this, I thought, is she Leela and has one eye?
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wmsdubstep
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52: even though FML allow youngers, Apple don't. They're quite strict on these apps, mInly because kids use their parents iPhone.
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kj96
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i did!! awesome song!:)
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K1ll_J0y
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blue skys on mars
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umatiger
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We're best freinds now 'cause you know busted. Jussayin
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WTFisapumpkin
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What's your problem?!
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ihasbrains
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Umm...
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hemz_fml
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To all the people that have seen "Paul" ...Three tits...AWESOME
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NeatNit
| 32
Awesome movie!
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CryMoreFMLs
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How is this an FMl? Usually 3 boobs is something to celebrate.
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FreakoHolm
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OP, pic it or it didn't happen.
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thescottymo
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#37, If I knew who you were, I'd hug you. I friggin love that movie.
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biasedshooter
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Were you in total recall?
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EvilCupcake8361
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only in Kansas..*facepalms*
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thebeautybleeds
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72, did you not see the 'painful' part?
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K1ll_J0y
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blue skys on mars!?!?
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FML102938
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That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
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FML102938
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That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
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FML102938
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That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
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FML102938
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That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it
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hurtandabused
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Check for breast cancer n whatever it is that caused the breast tissue to be displaced
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boxter57
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Will your baby suck on your armpit?
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ihasbrains
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Ah, the more discreet way to feed your baby in the public.
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Lanceeden
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flavored milk too. mmmmm...
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rudysayshi
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but she can have triplets that all feed at the same time
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ICONicBella
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LMFAO poor kid.(:
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pedosmurf
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The more the merrier right?
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katiedoll6
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56... Haha but then again ugggghh
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danielwilliams57
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I hope not
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kareltje
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You're unique... Be proud of it ;)
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slick5880
| 22
Not really seeing how this is a bad thing.
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ntherewas1
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I think this is totally still a FHL though. How could this possibly be her fault??
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml
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Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)
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MyReinvention55
| 7
It's a triboobula
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ArcticPuppet
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What about triple nipple?
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SimpleMinds_fml
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More is not ways better: quality over quantity. Do girls love me because I have 6 testicles, which makes my sack look like a bean bag chair? No, because it's weird.
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larry12693
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one nipple... hahaha... two nipple... hahaha... three nip.... oh hell no I'm outta here
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Btreasure
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Lucky is the man you marry. Guys like multiple boobs right? Right?
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Hyperson
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It would be strange if a girl didn't have "multiple boobs."
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Glitterhinoceros
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Well... fuck.
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KiddNYC1O
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It. Lol
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Madiluvsyuh98
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No you fail.
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KiddNYC1O
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I'd fuck my third tit...
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GarrettRice
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I think I love you
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FYLDeep
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Get it removed if it hurts.