FML : Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant....

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Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:34 / United States

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By boxter57 | 3

#3289996 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:36

Will your baby suck on your armpit?

By AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#3290005 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:37

Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)

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By heyimallison | 0

#3289923 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:31

HAHAHAHAHHAHA that sucks.

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3290003 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:36

I read somewhere that it's really common to have a "third breast". Signs usually don't show until your pregnant though.

christyxbee | 15

#3290122 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:48

Can't you just have it removed...?

fthislyfe | 22

#3290282 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:06

That's great! Boobs are good. The more, the better. Be happy!

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#3290328 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:14

What I want to know is, does it have a nipple on it too or is it just breast tissue that may connect to one of the two in front?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3290371 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:19

Sirin, I didn't know that. I would have voted 17 and up. These little brats are annoying... No offense. Lol.

fthislyfe | 22

#3290380 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:22

53: Are you being serious? If yes, you're plain genius.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3290441 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:31

boobs are good (lol) but too much of it gets annoying. i know people in the 8th and 9th grade who have back pains because the size of their breasts. my aunt even had to get a breast reduction done because she couldnt stand how uncomfortable her boobs made her feel.

fanceh | 10

#3290640 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:57

MTV True Life: I have 3 tits.

hur_hur | 9

#3290983 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:41

@ #28 I doubt insurance would cover it, they might say it isn't serious enough or some crap. -.-

leechris4 | 2

#3292204 - Thursday 15 September 2011 05:08

It's called polymasteria (I think) and many women have it. There can even be many others of different sizes on you. Though if your lucky (or unlucky) you grow a normal sized one between the others. Look up the movie good luck chuck. That's where I heard of this.

harrypotterfinat | 0

#3294690 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:25

So true. My mom and brother had them.

TheBitchOfChuckN | 7

#3305064 - Saturday 17 September 2011 11:53

Don't worry, some guys find that hot.

By RSL1198 | 0

#3289934 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:32

Second

Lanceeden | 12

#3290165 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:54

That will come in handy if you have triplets.

yougotapes | 7

#3290945 - Thursday 15 September 2011 12:33

Yea but awkward to manage... Just picture it

farhil | 14

#3291894 - Thursday 15 September 2011 04:19

Just because you have breast tissue there doesn't mean there is a mammary gland. Not being a hater, just offering some hope.

hotscar | 3

#3292131 - Thursday 15 September 2011 04:56

The doctor said that it would lactate

gunmania0 | 12

#3292757 - Thursday 15 September 2011 08:08

That seems to me like a win-win situation.

stro88 | 6

#3295107 - Thursday 15 September 2011 08:38

Wtf? I guess that's cool. Damn that's more work though when you're checking for lumps cuz breast cancer is no joke.

By x_messyjessy_x | 0

#3289976 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:35

Is it just me or did anyone else think of busted- 'year 3000' video after reading this??? Lol

whatgoescomes | 5

#3290073 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:42

Just you, listening to the Jonas brothers? I only know about them because of my kids..... If you're under 15 get the hell out.

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3290091 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:44

21: Riggghttt, because of your kids. Don't worry, we don't judge.

CheesyNacho | 0

#3290098 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:46

Busted sang Year 3000 not the Jonas Brothers, they just covered it.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3290153 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:52

#21: this site is for everyone above 13 years of age :)

guckylynn | 19

#3290324 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:13

Actually 32, my iPhone app warns not suitable for children under 17.

Sirin_fml | 46

#3290343 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:16

That's Apple for you. The site is indeed open to anyone aged 13 or above.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3290430 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:30

Sirin, now how many 10 year-olds are working undercover here?

perdix | 29

#3290446 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:31

Yes, the site is "open" to everyone 13 and older, but it's really not suitable for anyone under 95. I tell anyone who comes here that it's like looking at the Blue Waffle. We warn you, but you just have to look and are a lesser person for it.

Sirin_fml | 46

#3290451 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:33

@KiddNYC1O: Simple to figure out. You can spot the 10 year olds easily; they are the ones who post comments like "u mad bro", "that's a shitty situation", "karma", "divorce", "epic win/fail", and so on.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3290481 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:39

LOL. Oh, man. Sirin, refer to comment #63...

Sirin_fml | 46

#3290495 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:40

I forgive you.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3290545 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:47

Lol. Oh, you've forgiven me for worse. Thanks.

TheTerenity | 9

#3291225 - Thursday 15 September 2011 01:48

Like Futurama? If so as soon as I read this, I thought, is she Leela and has one eye?

wmsdubstep | 6

#3291276 - Thursday 15 September 2011 01:57

52: even though FML allow youngers, Apple don't. They're quite strict on these apps, mInly because kids use their parents iPhone.

kj96 | 0

#3291406 - Thursday 15 September 2011 02:26

i did!! awesome song!:)

K1ll_J0y | 0

#3292459 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:10

blue skys on mars

umatiger | 5

#3292553 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:52

We're best freinds now 'cause you know busted. Jussayin

WTFisapumpkin | 0

#3294210 - Thursday 15 September 2011 03:54

What's your problem?!

By ihasbrains | 10

#3289985 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:36

Umm...

hemz_fml | 13

#3290201 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:57

To all the people that have seen "Paul" ...Three tits...AWESOME

NeatNit | 32

#3290234 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:00

Awesome movie!

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3290457 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:34

How is this an FMl? Usually 3 boobs is something to celebrate.

FreakoHolm | 6

#3290478 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:39

OP, pic it or it didn't happen.

thescottymo | 4

#3291172 - Thursday 15 September 2011 01:28

#37, If I knew who you were, I'd hug you. I friggin love that movie.

biasedshooter | 24

#3291562 - Thursday 15 September 2011 03:02

Were you in total recall?

EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3292418 - Thursday 15 September 2011 05:59

only in Kansas..*facepalms*

thebeautybleeds | 17

#3292448 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:06

72, did you not see the 'painful' part?

K1ll_J0y | 0

#3292468 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:13

blue skys on mars!?!?

FML102938 | 8

#3374718 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:14

That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it

FML102938 | 8

#3374719 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:14

That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it

FML102938 | 8

#3374720 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:14

That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it

FML102938 | 8

#3374722 - Sunday 2 October 2011 03:14

That's so fucking hot I'm so horny just thinking about it

hurtandabused | 7

#4157120 - Tuesday 13 March 2012 02:52

Check for breast cancer n whatever it is that caused the breast tissue to be displaced

By boxter57 | 3

#3289996 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:36

Will your baby suck on your armpit?

ihasbrains | 10

#3290011 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:37

Ah, the more discreet way to feed your baby in the public.

Lanceeden | 12

#3290351 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 11:17

flavored milk too. mmmmm...

rudysayshi | 4

#3295683 - Friday 16 September 2011 12:35

but she can have triplets that all feed at the same time

ICONicBella | 0

#3296800 - Friday 16 September 2011 06:46

LMFAO poor kid.(:

pedosmurf | 7

#4108128 - Thursday 1 March 2012 12:47

The more the merrier right?

katiedoll6 | 7

#4466698 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 09:33

56... Haha but then again ugggghh

danielwilliams57 | 6

#4578023 - Sunday 17 June 2012 12:46

I hope not

By kareltje | 17

#3290001 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:36

You're unique... Be proud of it ;)

slick5880 | 21

#3292424 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:00

Not really seeing how this is a bad thing.

ntherewas1 | 11

#3293283 - Thursday 15 September 2011 11:23

I think this is totally still a FHL though. How could this possibly be her fault??

By AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#3290005 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 10:37

Wow three boobs? The guys must love you >;)

MyReinvention55 | 7

#3291618 - Thursday 15 September 2011 03:17

It's a triboobula

ArcticPuppet | 0

#3292490 - Thursday 15 September 2011 06:28

What about triple nipple?

SimpleMinds_fml | 7

#3292716 - Thursday 15 September 2011 07:51

More is not ways better: quality over quantity. Do girls love me because I have 6 testicles, which makes my sack look like a bean bag chair? No, because it's weird.