By I said whaat - 18/12/2012 16:50

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
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SakataGintoki 9
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Am I the only one who wonders what happened next?

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FlavorlessPie 7
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This is a great time when the old, "The mall Santas are just Santa's helpers" would come in!

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sarahbear499 7
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Wait there's more than one Santa?????!!!!

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Kenton1008 21

The pressure of being first must have gotten to you. Oh, good. You edited your comment. To those who don't know, they had "Hi." just written down.

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OldMemoriesFade 8
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Some people just really want to be the centre of attention, and first.

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sarahbear499 7
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Jesus you guys are grumpy

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SakataGintoki 9
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Am I the only one who wonders what happened next?

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lilhellian 26
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There was a kid riot. They lead a revolt for the main santa!

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howdeedoo 22
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OP's brother tore off Santa's beard

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camsterjoe 12
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It was on the news, didn't you see?

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evig_fml 16
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OP proceeded to falcon punch everyone he saw so he could receive the best holiday sales

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88vivera 9
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I think we all know....

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Dixbfloppin 11
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56 - Nice reference. I laughed. I'm a horrible person.

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Skylae 14
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Nope your not the only one

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Forlorn420 9
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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sarah6786 14
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Then he would look the same....so the kid wouldn't have even asked that.......... And this fml wouldn't exist.....

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RvidxrKlvn 8

Only his clothes got cloned yeah that's it...

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SakataGintoki 9
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74 - Facepalm...

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FlavorlessPie 7
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This is a great time when the old, "The mall Santas are just Santa's helpers" would come in!

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drayloon 50

there's another santa claus, there's another santa claus there's another santa claus thereeee there's another santa claus, there's another santa claus there's santas everywhereeeeee

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sarah6786 14
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Ugh that hurt my eyes.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lay off the pipe.

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ICastillo 24
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Wait a ruin his childhood Op. But I bet it was hard explaining why Santa is black today.

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ICastillo 24
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Way* not wait I don't even how I did that....

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lilhellian 26
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Way a ruin? Seems legit! :D

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Marcelb 17
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No, way to ruin. ;)

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OldMemoriesFade 8
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He had to know at sometime! Saves the trouble for your parents.

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Nekogami 14
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Eh. I believed until I was 14. After that all the magic of Xmas poofed. :(

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DracoSpirita 21
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I believed until I was in sixth grade, and the bastard kids in my grade literally screamed in my face that Santa was not real. Kinda hard to believe after an incident like that.

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Clioo_fml 17
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The books I read when I was around 7 or 8 made me doubt...

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skokob 7
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Just say its Santa's bothers helping out with the holiday rush!!!

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dirton89 7

You'll get the hang of FML soon you're young...I mean unless you got Tourette's syndrome then say whatever you want.

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OldMemoriesFade 8
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LOL, he had such a stupid and pointless comment. Not relevant whatsoever.

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thatonename 7
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Relevant or not, whenever I see the italicized "comment moderated" I just have to know what the person said. I go through the thread forever trying to figure it out. And I'm not asking anyone to repeat it. It was moderated for a reason, and I think you can get banned for reposting stuff like that...

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OldMemoriesFade 8
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Well, it was one word, and it's a part of the female body. I didn't exactly say it what it was, and my hint was pretty easy.

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Welshite 39
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Personally, I accept that there may be Santa impostors. That's why I've made it my life's work to take a photo with every bearded old man I see; I'm going to catch the real Santa sooner or later.

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lilhellian 26
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How will you know the real one when you catch him?

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kathbutter 12
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what if you've already taken a photo with the real santa and not noticed?

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