By I said whaat
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
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  Kenton1008  |  21

The pressure of being first must have gotten to you.

Oh, good. You edited your comment. To those who don't know, they had "Hi." just written down.

By  drayloon  |  50

there's another santa claus, there's another santa claus
there's another santa claus thereeee
there's another santa claus, there's another santa claus
there's santas everywhereeeeee

  DracoSpirita  |  21

I believed until I was in sixth grade, and the bastard kids in my grade literally screamed in my face that Santa was not real. Kinda hard to believe after an incident like that.

  thatonename  |  7

Relevant or not, whenever I see the italicized "comment moderated" I just have to know what the person said. I go through the thread forever trying to figure it out.

And I'm not asking anyone to repeat it. It was moderated for a reason, and I think you can get banned for reposting stuff like that...

By  Welshite  |  39

Personally, I accept that there may be Santa impostors. That's why I've made it my life's work to take a photo with every bearded old man I see; I'm going to catch the real Santa sooner or later.