By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...


Girlssuck 0

Whatever it was an accident no big deal I one punched my principal in the face and had to go to all boys school

skaterblue12 0

And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...

That's a pretty big deal if you ha to switch schools

Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.

ToastedOats 0

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Our lunch is just a highly controlled feeding period in which you may not leave the designated area. Violators are suspended for a week. Or it is in High School anyway.

Really, my lunch is pretty much no rules in high school, leave the school and even leave town if you get back in time for class

#74 yeah exactly the same at my school. Only freshmen aren't allowed to leave the school.

lucky! my school is like prison. were not allowed to do ANYTHING during recess besides play stupid games like wall ball.

quiksta 0

it's all good. they aren't allowed to touch you. p.s. # 12>11

quiksta 0

p.p.s. "that's called lunch in here in the usa" in here? where? the lunchroom of america? what's with people being such naive cave dwellers. do you all live under your own personal rock? is it impossible that things are done differently in other parts of the world? christ, look at the LUNCH TIME AUTHORITIES in the comments of this post. piss off with your tunnel vision style thoughts. sorry for the double post, your timer ran out before i could finish typing my rant. why is there a timer anyway? is there something wrong with being able to go back and edit posts later? too convenient?

seriously, it makes me embarrassed to be an American... the US isn't the only country in the world, what we do here isn't the code for all of man kind. sigh i'm disappointed. oh well

princessbloky 12

why did your principal tap on your shoulder anyways...?

wtf? RECESS? why are you on this website? this is inappropriate for children!

Not so sorry to burst your bubble, but OP using the term 'recess' has NOTHING to do with him being too young for this site. I'm 16 years old (year 11) and here in Australia we call our first break recess and our second break our lunch break.

I'm actually from Canada and in my province recess stops after grade 8....