Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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Comments (345)
VersusFML 0
Dont get mad. Sexting isnt that great anyways
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@175 .... um actually sexting is getting more dangerous... teens are doing retarded things ahead of their times and are paying for it w. reputations.. ya know? just saying! Please don't start arguing or anything
fuckzombies 0
3-3-3-Threesome
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@178... Did-dis-disgusting!!
mattiscool 0
nosy parents who invade privacy piss me off so bad (like mine)
Plafulwolfe 0
who has sex with a 15 yo boy anyway?
mattiscool 0
what the **** do u expect to find? out of the 1000 messages, he is gonna have something embarrasing, and something you don't wanna know about. think he was using 1000 messages to talk about some school project?
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
@180... 15 year old girlss??? aha
wallythedolly 0
TIME TO HAVE THE TALK!
mattmag 0
#91 and #134, I hope you never have kids. You will raise the kind of kids who are sheltered their whole lives, and have no idea what to do when they leave home. I'm 19 and just finished my second year of college (which I'm paying for with scholarships btw). I know several people with an upbringing like the one you recommend. They are failing their classes because they never learned to study without being told to study. They have no lives because they sit around all day waiting for a phone call from mommy and daddy to tell them what to do. Some of them even get their food sent to them from home instead of going to the supermarket and buying it themselves. The "you are a child until you move out at 18" mentality is absurd. Your 18th birthday is not a day of sudden awakening and instant maturity - it is the 6,574th day of your life, chosen by a one-size-fits-all government as the day when you are given legal rights. For a parent to adopt this day as a turning point demonstrates terrible laziness and uninvolvement. You need to be pretty unfamiliar with your child to think that an arbitrary day assigned to everyone by a faceless government is the exact day your child will become mature. Parents should be caring and involved, not controlling and obsessive. Those who say no for the sake of saying no are fostering resentment. Those kids will either distance themselves from their parents later in life, or be so dependent on them that they will never have lives of their own. If you have no logical reason to say no, you are just feeding your god complex and depriving your kids of their teenage years.