Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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Top comments
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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Comments (345)
poptartkid 0
don't read your son's messages, you suck
sLap_fml 0
get him unlimited texting..
isantorin 0
#200 um, wow. Just because you've paid for something doesn't make it ZOMG YOURS!! if you've given it to someone. Your parents paid for your house (or did, when you were younger). Does that give them a right to look through your room at will? Of course not. It's just respecting his privacy, and could OP have at least ASKED their son before snooping into their stuff? They deserve it for looking at things they shouldn't have been.
Christy_Dior 0
NEVER LOOK THROUGH YOUR TEENAGERS TEXTS! You're bound to find something like that! OBVIOUS MISTAKE
BrittniLynn_ 0
Uhh, Don't look through his texts.
Jonny_1 0
I agree with #31
courtkid1012 0
I think the funniest thing about this is that your name is gangstalicious and you're a dad.
wildabeast 0
that sucks for yu, but YDI for reading his messages and I agree with #213
cynnamon 0
I'm not sure about other phone companies, but mine doesn't allow people to see the text messages because of invasion of privacy. Even if it's your phone, they will not give them to you.
EmbryH 0
Dude, he's 15. He's starting to become a young adult. If you don't want him having sex, then talk to him about it, but for goodness sake he IS getting older, and he deserves more privacy than to have his dad go and read his messages. Those are private, and not meant for anyone else to see. If you want your kid to respect you, then try respecting a few of those basic things... like privacy!