Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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arrypo 0
if he really was doing it he would have deleted those texts
Rawrrr14 0
Are you serious? you went through your son's texts? wow. I mean, I can see if your worried that he's in danger or something, sure, but just because your curious? F*ck your sons life!
Me27 0
A.) You should look into an unlimited plan. B.) I think you've missed the point. You say that he's having more sex than you and your wife? All right. What makes you a bad parent is the 'FML' - why is this an FML? It's more like a FHL for having bad parents who don't teach him about the sacred nature of sex and the consequences it holds. C.) Although I think you're a bad parent, I still don't think that gives you the right to look at his texts. You might say that's being a good parent - but the damage was done way before you looked, so you still don't have the right.
laxMack 0
Give that man a pat on the back.
arrypo 0
#165, i am 18, when i was 15, i was uncontrolable with having sex. my parents are catholic, they have good morals, and they are certianly not bad parents. it is his son's choice about having sex, like it was mine. if his father wants to put it on FML.com, then why i shouldn't he. i mean it really is one, i would feel like shit if i had a son and he was doing that. plus going over like that does get parents suspicious, especially if they are the bill payers, i mean what kid could go over like that if he was just having casual talk. he had the right to snoop, it's not his fault his son has sex, i have a feeling he's not giving his condoms and letting him out at 11 o clock telling him to have a good time. just saying.
Figureskater_15 0
#103, i feel bad the fact you couldnt text during school hours. everyone texts during school hours. i text my mom during school hours. she doesnt care just as long as I dont get it taken away.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
OKKKKKK!!! SHUT UP EVERYONE!! Omg, remember the PURPOSE for the site! To laugh and stupidity/falseness... yes the site has both! STOP ARGUING!! Tec. everyone could be RIGHT OR WRONG! Really ya'll could be arguing over a fake.. or a real thing, ya it is possible sometimes so read the messages, my parents can w/ me... so please just shut up, stop commenting w/ swears and such (Younger pl read this!! lol :p and move on to other retardedly funny stories ok? @ 104 -- To YOU it may be an error, maybe to everyone it is, but tec. thank ya is ok to say haha, if that was what u were talking about that is. Or the need-a, ehh w.e aha
jonathanpatric 0
#8, I've done it. twice.
porsche944 0
You all realize that having sex at age 15 is illegal in most states and that he can be charged with statutory rape and be put on the sex offenders list...right?
apparations 0
I would have looked at the messages too, if you are paying for it then you have a right to know. You might want to actually talk to your kid about it though. But I was having sex when I was 15 and I turned out okay... also can't stop laughing at the name Gangstalicious!