FML : Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't...

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Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ineedalife - / Saturday 2 February 2013 12:08 / Australia

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By Catkam623 | 27

#5351226 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:03

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

By gc327072 | 29

#5351254 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:13

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

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By Catkam623 | 27

#5351226 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:03

Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?

Damian95 | 16

#5351288 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:44

The nerve of some people.

rintintin19 | 5

#5351363 - Saturday 2 February 2013 18:07

seriously, OP should have answered the phone and given them some privacy...quit sock blocking, OP.

imaginaryvoice | 18

#5351467 - Saturday 2 February 2013 19:34

Third wheeling in hopes of a threeway?

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5351477 - Saturday 2 February 2013 19:38

Well you know about socks.

kickass1stbase | 7

#5351682 - Saturday 2 February 2013 23:08

Did they have to put a sock on the door knob? Oh wait...

rintintin19 | 5

#5351753 - Sunday 3 February 2013 0:39

i'd love to see how that goes..

scarface90 | 8

#5352365 - Sunday 3 February 2013 8:44

If it turns into a hot date, make sure the socks use protection...you don't wanna end up with foot fungus

sens3sfailing | 24

#5352585 - Sunday 3 February 2013 12:40

Or athletes foot

By chrisjw27 | 18

#5351227 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:04

wow.

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#5351239 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:07

This comment.....so original.... so...magnificent. How did you think of such a comment? You are a true genius.

RvidxrKlvn | 8

#5351312 - Saturday 2 February 2013 17:04

Remember #2, every comment you make needs to resemble the work of Aristotle, Platos, Socrates and other great thinker of society because that's what FML is for.

sig4life | 18

#5351374 - Saturday 2 February 2013 18:15

OMG, LOL, WOW.

Apparently #2 has a problem with complex words. Thanks for the informative comment. Now pass, because you have been token for too long. Remember it is puff puff pass.

Whaaaaaat734 | 6

#5351664 - Saturday 2 February 2013 22:48

49- You killed it...

Soloman212 | 28

#5351728 - Sunday 3 February 2013 0:02

Guys, I'm going to make a super original comment about how #2 made a super unoriginal comment! This thread needs more of that.

rintintin19 | 5

#5351759 - Sunday 3 February 2013 0:47

#33, i believe you mean sock-rates...i couldn't resist :s

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5352085 - Sunday 3 February 2013 4:08

49, can you not?

chrisjw27 | 18

#5352759 - Sunday 3 February 2013 16:21

I think I've discovered the Internet equivalent of angry villagers at my door with torches and pitchforks...

ragini95 | 16

#5353191 - Sunday 3 February 2013 23:57

everyone hating on #2's comment - it's fucked up that all of you are being so rude about a small insignificant thing. you sound like bullies.

Whaaaaaat734 | 6

#5368526 - Friday 15 February 2013 8:30

116- Nobodycares.jpg

By kumonsucks | 7

#5351235 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:05

Bro you do have a life. Answer the phone next time.

SerpentBoy | 8

#5351240 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:07

Obviously he does not have a life, or he wouldn't be playing with sock puppets..

biggestfan23 | 11

#5351267 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:17

It's a female by the way

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#5351289 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:45

Answer the phone and sock it to em!

Starcatch77 | 20

#5351636 - Saturday 2 February 2013 22:13

What if the phone call had actually been a guy who wanted to ask her out on a date? THAT'S irony.

By yusaku02 | 20

#5351238 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:07

How did their date end?

gc327072 | 29

#5351254 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:13

It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.

iOceanus | 18

#5351429 - Saturday 2 February 2013 19:21

She gets the sock on the first date.

Fuji76 | 15

#5351493 - Saturday 2 February 2013 19:49

It ended with one stiff sock and one crusty sock! Lol

By Moep20 | 24

#5351242 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:08

There is nothing wrong with sock puppets. Still I ask myself: How old are you? ^^

zandalee | 19

#5351739 - Sunday 3 February 2013 0:20

...and how do you play with sock puppets for four hours. That is so sad.

By AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#5351244 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:08

Those damn phone calls interupting their date. F the sock puppets' life.

cheertrombonist | 9

#5351279 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:33

Interrupting sock puppet dates?
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

By need2sleep | 15

#5351245 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:08

Hope you used clean socks otherwise there may never be a second date!

Bluekaren16 | 19

#5351405 - Saturday 2 February 2013 18:48

She can always wash them if they get a little dirty while performing ; )

By SerpentBoy | 8

#5351248 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:10

Were they on a date at your place, or did you also construct a movie theater and bar for them? Oh, did the hit it off?

By mangoboy1 | 19

#5351250 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:11

The gangs all here...

By eaglerob | 20

#5351252 - Saturday 2 February 2013 16:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

gc327072 | 29

#5351362 - Saturday 2 February 2013 18:05

Socks don't, but panty hose do! (sp?)

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