Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
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Catkam623
| 27
Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?
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gc327072
| 29
It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.
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Catkam623
| 27
Hey sock puppets are real people too. Well not really and based off my prior logic why were you third wheeling?
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Damian95
| 16
The nerve of some people.
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rintintin19
| 5
seriously, OP should have answered the phone and given them some privacy...quit sock blocking, OP.
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Third wheeling in hopes of a threeway?
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
Well you know about socks.
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kickass1stbase
| 7
Did they have to put a sock on the door knob? Oh wait...
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rintintin19
| 5
i'd love to see how that goes..
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scarface90
| 8
If it turns into a hot date, make sure the socks use protection...you don't wanna end up with foot fungus
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Or athletes foot
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chrisjw27
| 18
wow.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
This comment.....so original.... so...magnificent. How did you think of such a comment? You are a true genius.
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RvidxrKlvn
| 8
Remember #2, every comment you make needs to resemble the work of Aristotle, Platos, Socrates and other great thinker of society because that's what FML is for.
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sig4life
| 18
OMG, LOL, WOW.
Apparently #2 has a problem with complex words. Thanks for the informative comment. Now pass, because you have been token for too long. Remember it is puff puff pass.
Apparently #2 has a problem with complex words. Thanks for the informative comment. Now pass, because you have been token for too long. Remember it is puff puff pass.
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Whaaaaaat734
| 6
49- You killed it...
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Soloman212
| 28
Guys, I'm going to make a super original comment about how #2 made a super unoriginal comment! This thread needs more of that.
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rintintin19
| 5
#33, i believe you mean sock-rates...i couldn't resist :s
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
49, can you not?
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chrisjw27
| 18
I think I've discovered the Internet equivalent of angry villagers at my door with torches and pitchforks...
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ragini95
| 16
everyone hating on #2's comment - it's fucked up that all of you are being so rude about a small insignificant thing. you sound like bullies.
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Whaaaaaat734
| 6
116- Nobodycares.jpg
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kumonsucks
| 7
Bro you do have a life. Answer the phone next time.
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SerpentBoy
| 8
Obviously he does not have a life, or he wouldn't be playing with sock puppets..
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biggestfan23
| 11
It's a female by the way
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
Answer the phone and sock it to em!
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Starcatch77
| 20
What if the phone call had actually been a guy who wanted to ask her out on a date? THAT'S irony.
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yusaku02
| 20
How did their date end?
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gc327072
| 29
It ended well. They have a real close-knit relationship.
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iOceanus
| 18
She gets the sock on the first date.
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Fuji76
| 15
It ended with one stiff sock and one crusty sock! Lol
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Moep20
| 24
There is nothing wrong with sock puppets. Still I ask myself: How old are you? ^^
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zandalee
| 19
...and how do you play with sock puppets for four hours. That is so sad.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Those damn phone calls interupting their date. F the sock puppets' life.
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cheertrombonist
| 9
Interrupting sock puppet dates?
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
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need2sleep
| 15
Hope you used clean socks otherwise there may never be a second date!
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Bluekaren16
| 19
She can always wash them if they get a little dirty while performing ; )
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SerpentBoy
| 8
Were they on a date at your place, or did you also construct a movie theater and bar for them? Oh, did the hit it off?
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mangoboy1
| 19
The gangs all here...
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eaglerob
| 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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gc327072
| 29
Socks don't, but panty hose do! (sp?)