Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By notestojenn - 05/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Manchester

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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Genius

By istillcannotbreathe - 17/08/2018 06:00

Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML

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Something smells fishy.

By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 22:00

Today, the maid left a bottle of Febreze in my hotel room. Think she is trying to tell me something? FML

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:15

Now introducing: "Peebreze"

cyttex 13

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

Oh the joys of college.

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cyttex 13

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

Oh the joys of college.

JustinKirby 20

Monday 6 January 2014 23:57

Aww that stinks!

StillUsesMyspace 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:40

There are tons of different types of febreeze 23, the stuff we have at my house is liquid and comes with a screw off top.

ChevyRedneck85 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 2:26

Yeah, how'd that work out lol

bigNaKeD 9

Wednesday 8 January 2014 8:53

Some of the febreeze bottles are just traditional squirt bottles and aren't pressurized.

StillUsesMyspace 22

Wednesday 8 January 2014 9:53

49, as 68 said, there are spray bottles that are non - pressurized liquids. This is exactly what I meant when I said the type I have is a screw off bottle. I guess I should have been more clear, sorry! Also, it wasn't a public bathroom it was the dorm. That means the febreeze was probably placed there by a college attendee.

BVBarmy_girl 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:15

Now introducing: "Peebreze"

JMichael 25

Monday 6 January 2014 23:24

This is original

xChaos 29

Monday 6 January 2014 23:30

This is gold

HiNowDie 17

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:06

Available in two scents, pissy lavender and asparagus.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:47

Introducing Golden Rain and Yellow Snow - permeate the air with death, peebreeze.

Sam_d07 10

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:17

marketing genius

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 7 January 2014 21:54

Introducing: PeeBreeze from the makers of PissWasser...

JoseIsAdork 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:55

I'm shocked there wasn't a sweet pee scent written on here. oh well. still, FYL, o pee.

Internetdude 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Mike09220 14

Monday 6 January 2014 23:38

Um no.

Kyuzomi 12

Monday 6 January 2014 23:55

And quit your education I'm guessing? Seems legit.

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:46

College > high school

harshallmeim69 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 11:05

Are you dumb? if your using the "I'll pick the wrong degree and spend the rest of my life paying it off!" argument then gor to community college first so you can spend less money. If you feel it's tge degree you want you can transfer.