Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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fatass123
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That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this.
Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"
Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"
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Zuriel45
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Quick, form an angry mob, get him!
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uhnonnuhmus
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So, I guess it wouldn't be appropriate for me to address you with a nice "Sieg heil" when I see you walking down the street.
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SonofVBeach
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Drive to the stoooorrrreee!
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JackTheRipper_fml
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so you going jew hunting or what?
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mark_evans_fml
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Scissors, silly.
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ellebell
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take batteries out of something else...like a remote control or something
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greenman_fml
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cut off some pubes and use super-glue to make a regular looking mustache... or, if you have enough pubes, a full beard if you're so inclined
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sLap_fml
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i read one like this before.
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claire_xox
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take the batteries out of your remote or somethingg!!!
Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"