FML : Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee,...

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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nomorebeard - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:13 / United States

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By fatass123 | 0

#57954 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:58

That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this.

Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

By mark_evans_fml | 0

#57965 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:01

Scissors, silly.

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By fatass123 | 0

#57954 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:58

That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this.

Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

By Zuriel45 | 0

#57955 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:58

Quick, form an angry mob, get him!

By uhnonnuhmus | 0

#57958 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:58

So, I guess it wouldn't be appropriate for me to address you with a nice "Sieg heil" when I see you walking down the street.

By SonofVBeach | 0

#57960 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:59

Drive to the stoooorrrreee!

By JackTheRipper_fml | 0

#57963 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:59

so you going jew hunting or what?

By mark_evans_fml | 0

#57965 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:01

Scissors, silly.

By ellebell | 0

#57970 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:02

take batteries out of something else...like a remote control or something

By greenman_fml | 0

#57972 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:03

cut off some pubes and use super-glue to make a regular looking mustache... or, if you have enough pubes, a full beard if you're so inclined

By sLap_fml | 0

#57978 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:05

i read one like this before.

By claire_xox | 0

#57982 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:05

take the batteries out of your remote or somethingg!!!

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