That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

Quick, form an angry mob, get him!

So, I guess it wouldn't be appropriate for me to address you with a nice "Sieg heil" when I see you walking down the street.

Drive to the stoooorrrreee!

so you going jew hunting or what?

Scissors, silly.

take batteries out of something else...like a remote control or something

cut off some pubes and use super-glue to make a regular looking mustache... or, if you have enough pubes, a full beard if you're so inclined

i read one like this before.

take the batteries out of your remote or somethingg!!!