Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
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Top comments
Shadic 0
If it helps at all, at least it was funny?
fits138 0
how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.
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Comments (153)
Splayd 10
The problem is that it isn't really clever, it's obnoxious. You're basically saying, "Someone was performing sexual acts with a female who then, in reference to their situation, said the same words that you said; the only difference is context. Isn't that amusing?" No. It's not.
funny_girly1 0
If you got a detention the people at your school definitely don't have a sense of humor! Lmao!
StalinsHeir 1
No, he shouldn't have.
scotchnacid 4
Lmao
cherlyne08 4
Lmbooo lol now that's funny lol
LauraKaty 2
You my good friend, deserve a medal!
snhahn 3
I think it's totally worth it.
udeserveditbro69 0
It's okay. I would've done the same.
init_to_winit 1
Haha nice one man, made my day
irritatedone 5
YDI op. That was lame. It was probably funny the very first time someone said that but now that it's been said 4,000,000 times it's just lame. Think up something original.