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By chantelle - 12/03/2021 21:01 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
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OrySoma 11

well you went for a monster but found a redbull instead 🤣

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RichardPencil 30

Why does it matter that the girlfriend had no pants on?

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phybreawptic 13

From a logistics standpoint it checks out. Merely pulling them down is a little restricting.

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Kraths 16

I don't know why you are drinking an energy drink in the morning, but either way that is definitely not something you want to be waking up to

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OrySoma 11

well you went for a monster but found a redbull instead 🤣

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TheDanBexfield 26

Sounds like she was the one getting a monster.

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RichardPencil 30

Why does it matter that the girlfriend had no pants on?

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diraven 15

Maybe they just ran out of creamer

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mekiswrite 21

Assuming that your dad had no pants on, it would be fairly uncomfortable for both parties to give/receive a ******** if the pants were still on.

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Bogrbon 27

On this site, count yourself lucky and buy some brain bleach. At least it was his girlfriend and not yours.

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jc1015 25

it's a little hard to get head with your pants on...just sayin

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