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From a logistics standpoint it checks out. Merely pulling them down is a little restricting.

I don't know why you are drinking an energy drink in the morning, but either way that is definitely not something you want to be waking up to

well you went for a monster but found a redbull instead 🤣

Sounds like she was the one getting a monster.

Why does it matter that the girlfriend had no pants on?

Maybe they just ran out of creamer

Assuming that your dad had no pants on, it would be fairly uncomfortable for both parties to give/receive a blow job if the pants were still on.

On this site, count yourself lucky and buy some brain bleach. At least it was his girlfriend and not yours.

NIIIICE!!!

it's a little hard to get head with your pants on...just sayin