By WhatdyaDo - Canada
Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML
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Do you know this "girlfriend"? Doesn't sound like it since you over looked a huge aspect of her life style. Besides sweet n sour isn't for ribs, that's gross. I bet she wouldve quit her veggie eating ways had they been true southern BBQ ribs!!!

  livgasms  |  4

it says 'new girlfriend', this could be a first date or something. not ALL vegetarians are the assholes who won't stop talking about how much better they are because they don't eat meat. he could quite easily not have known.

By  Warkweh  |  0

Is she from India? Really, though, you should ask about these things.

Also, for all of you who assumed she's vegetarian, he said 'she doesn't eat beef', not meat.

  thamade  |  4

Hey #211, u fucking dumb cunt .. All ur fat hairy american ass can do is eat ur hamburgers n shit... That's why ur country is in a shithole Right now

  Aledors  |  5

What the hell, you dump her because she doesn't eat beef. Jesus, I'd hate to see what kind of ridiculous reason you'd come up with to break up with someone.

By  lovergirl323  |  0

Dude you should at least know what your girlfriend likes before you cook all that for her.
And why would you do that when you don't even know what she likes???
When you make a dinner like that your supposed to get her favorite meal details and then do that. Seriously.

But it could have been worse.
She could have been a vegan.

By  Ole_Stinker  |  0

At least you get the leftovers. I hope this is a new girlfriend, because if you have been out with this person more than a few times, you just haven't been paying attention to her.