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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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PhoenixMartinez 30

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:11

What was she on there for?

PoptartsKid 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:12

Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!

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PhoenixMartinez 30

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:11

What was she on there for?

Danny_Boy12 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:10

Probably the usual, butt crack hanging out, tattoo failure, or questionable attire

EXOPH 8

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:12

Maybe for wearing pj's

Awesomeaxel 24

Sunday 20 July 2014 19:28

wait which picture?

PoptartsKid 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:12

Thank god it wasn't another "less appropriate" site at least!

saba_ajira 29

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:15

My brother found his elementary school math teacher on one of those...

rjt93 18

Sunday 20 July 2014 14:07

Elementary My Dear Watson

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:13

Well that's disturbing. Hopefully she was one of the less awful ones?

auro7 18

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:13

You should show her the picture haha.

JBChristian 47

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:47

Not the greatest self esteem booster.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 20 July 2014 18:22

I had the same idea, but you'd have to prepare yourself for the Ass-Whoopin' of the Century afterward. The big question is: "Is it worth it?"

auro7 18

Sunday 20 July 2014 19:30

It's always worth it.

illegalbeagle69 23

Sunday 20 July 2014 22:56

Or walking around in public wearing daise dukes and a sports bra while being massively overweight and a guy...

LalaDee561 8

Monday 21 July 2014 4:15

I don't think that that's the best idea.....

UnicornWine 22

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:13

Print it, then frame it! That's what I would do. Of course, my mom and I have a weird relationship...

vairyhagina 11

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:25

Sounds hot

RageAsNeeded 14

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:16

OP, I have no words. Just fix it, okay?

lex1459 38

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:18

What do you expect OP to do?

Sangue0608 26

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:38

What exactly if OP fixing?

RageAsNeeded 14

Sunday 20 July 2014 13:24

Well 10 and 13, they can easily fix it by going up to their mother, and quickly saying, "So mom... I saw you on this website." Then the awkwardness begins.

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 21 July 2014 4:39

But that isn't fixing anything..

RageAsNeeded 14

Monday 21 July 2014 18:52

But it is, 64. It's telling their mother to fix theirselves. It's not to hard to comprehend. Maybe I'm just being a dick. But if my mother was on the website, I'd tell her. Be like, "mom, fix yo shit."

Adam5858 17

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:23

Haha you should show her that!

katebond 16

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:38

agree!!!

LalaDee561 8

Monday 21 July 2014 4:17

Yeah, let's make OP's mother feel horrible about herself. Because that's always a great thing to do to your own mother. *sarcasm*

Adam5858 17

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:51

Ah have a laugh stop taking things seriously.

cj89898 24

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:43

The need to put *sarcasm* on FML is so weird. I feel you could write a very sarcastic comment, but if you don't specify, you will get the shit beat out of you with dislikes.

JBrownie123 24

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:40

Please tell us why she was on there!

lylotrezor 20

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:42

Maybe you could find more constructive activities ?

lylotrezor 20

Monday 21 July 2014 12:30

Ha, fair enough.

SplitEnds 11

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:43

At least it wasen't you on the website.

gracehi 31

Sunday 20 July 2014 14:30

That's what I thought was gonna happen too.

bazookajoey 27

Monday 21 July 2014 7:10

Wasn't**

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