FML : Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly...

Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly said, "First time I have been kidnapped!" Without hesitation she said, "Well, that makes it the 3rd time." I had no idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Phill1188 - / Sunday 16 September 2018 03:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689732 - Saturday 8 September 2018 15:59

Seems pretty weird that your mom would be so nonchalant in telling you that you've been kidnapped twice, and wouldn't tell you until you made a joke about it. Are you sure she isn't responsible for your second kidnapping, and isn't really your mom?

By pjsr | 31

#7694111 - Sunday 16 September 2018 4:34

Definitely needs a followup

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7689732 - Saturday 8 September 2018 15:59

Leeono | 25

#7689734 - Saturday 8 September 2018 16:04

Or second mum? She’s the best one to be fair. She’s kept them the longest!

baristalbc | 16

#7696815 - Friday 21 September 2018 6:00

Good one!

By ryand82 | 10

#7694104 - Sunday 16 September 2018 3:52

Well...

By Charlie Given | 19

#7694109 - Sunday 16 September 2018 4:16

Ummmm OP time to do some investigating to make sure that is really your mother, millions of children are kidnapped every year worldwide and about 50% end up in countries that are not their Homeland 🤔😢