Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly said, "First time I have been kidnapped!" Without hesitation she said, "Well, that makes it the 3rd time." I had no idea. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 31
Seems pretty weird that your mom would be so nonchalant in telling you that you've been kidnapped twice, and wouldn't tell you until you made a joke about it. Are you sure she isn't responsible for your second kidnapping, and isn't really your mom?
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pjsr
| 32
Definitely needs a followup
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BurnInDemonFire
| 31
Seems pretty weird that your mom would be so nonchalant in telling you that you've been kidnapped twice, and wouldn't tell you until you made a joke about it. Are you sure she isn't responsible for your second kidnapping, and isn't really your mom?
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Leeono
| 26
Or second mum? She’s the best one to be fair. She’s kept them the longest!
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baristalbc
| 18
Good one!
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ryand82
| 11
Well...
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Charlie Given
| 23
Ummmm OP time to do some investigating to make sure that is really your mother, millions of children are kidnapped every year worldwide and about 50% end up in countries that are not their Homeland 🤔😢
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pjsr
| 32
Definitely needs a followup
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Lalala579121
| 27
Mokuba, is that you?
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LadyRen
| 20
Nii-sama!
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demix_fml
| 32
Need to know the rest of the story now 😋
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WHSKitty4ever
| 23
UPDATE, PLEASE