By Phill1188 - 16/9/2018 03:30
Today, I got locked in an old woman's garage for an hour when she forgot I was looking at the car for sale. When I got home, I told my mom and jokingly said, "First time I have been kidnapped!" Without hesitation she said, "Well, that makes it the 3rd time." I had no idea. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Seems pretty weird that your mom would be so nonchalant in telling you that you've been kidnapped twice, and wouldn't tell you until you made a joke about it. Are you sure she isn't responsible for your second kidnapping, and isn't really your mom?

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Seems pretty weird that your mom would be so nonchalant in telling you that you've been kidnapped twice, and wouldn't tell you until you made a joke about it. Are you sure she isn't responsible for your second kidnapping, and isn't really your mom?

By  Charlie Given  |  23

Ummmm OP time to do some investigating to make sure that is really your mother, millions of children are kidnapped every year worldwide and about 50% end up in countries that are not their Homeland 🤔😢