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i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said fuck it and gave up
By spekledworf / Monday 2 May 2011 21:30 / United States
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By  xviem  |  0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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By  xviem  |  0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

LOL I failed walking in a straight line after 2 beers :/

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  Hotlanta  |  5

damn talk about being a lightweight! I bet they were light beers to like bud light or something along those line. hahahaha amazing

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  rrrmmmvvv  |  0

#50 the op said they were completely sober so how are they a light weight??

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  mfmylifesrsly  |  29

lol it was coors I think

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60- just stop. you're embarrassing yourself.

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  beccusmaximus  |  0

Um, 82, you do realize that that is Darth Maul in your profile picture, right?

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  beccusmaximus  |  0

OK, just checking. I love Grievous as much as the next gal, but Darth Maul is probably my least favorite villain. I was confused by your profession of love for Grievous, yet lack of matching profile pic.

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  kyarush  |  10

if your sober don't do any sobriety tests. or do the breathalyzer. if the cop is smart he will tell you to bail. cuz if he takes you to jail and you blow 0.00 you'll have yourself a law suit.

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They do make you recite the alphabet backwards, I thought that was pretty common knowledge unless they do those drug education programs differently now o.o but idk about the rest of you; I cant do my backwards abcs sober... o.o

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  manMadeFAIL  |  7

your dads condom was a fail OoOoOo

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  damselchelle  |  4

not really. this sort of thing happening is not uncommon. there was a survey and most admitted to being unable to recite the alphabet backwards. what do we do when this happens? especially on account of the drivers who become awkward/bumbling fools with unneccesary nervousness when in the presence of the po-po. well it has been agreed, on many occassions, that a simple breathalyzer would suffice.

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41- I respectfully disagree. Katie The Great is quite cute and therefore, her dad achieved great success after the condom failure. Your comment, on the other hand, is a fail since it got thumbs down :(

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  KingDingALing  |  9

41 - Are you seven years old or something? First off, you can't say "oooo" to your own joke and secondly, the fact that you said that "joke" makes me believe you were actually serious, which in turn makes me believe that you truly are mentally disabled. Jesus Christ, people will never learn...

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  sgtrobswifey  |  0

Actually, you're statement is incredibly false. The whole process of a DUI or DWI is taken into account. The only test that can not be argued is a blood test. those unfortunately are typically only done when the investigation is do to a traffic crash. ANYWAY.. :|

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  klutzyduck1  |  24

#181, Actually you are wrong. Yes, you can refuse the breathalyzer and lose your license for a year through DMVs Implied Consent. Yes, you can refuse SFTs as well. Neither of these two things will prevent you from being arrested, taken to jail and lodged. And yes you are permitted to have a blood test, but it will not and does not have to happen before you go to jail. Police Officers are not required to take you to get your blood taken and you will pay for it yourself.

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194 very true. the only thing is that if you already been charged with a DUI and you refuse a breathalyzer you will be in way more trouble. if you refuse a breathalyzer on your first offense it's better than getting a dewey. if you refuse and you have a record you'll get fucked for refusing

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  Asario  |  0

i have the feeling you guys have been pulled over a lot if you know these laws by heart. see, most people would just figure that drinking + driving = no. but i applaud you for your knowledge on the topic.

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  sgtrobswifey  |  0

Actually, 152, they don't. If they do, they'll likely have their case thrown out. which makes for pissed off sa, which makes for pissed off brass, and the shot rolls down hill. At least for the past 6 years they haven't been taught to do that. All sobriety exercises are standardized. Also, they're not tests.. we aren't testing you.. we are watching you fail miserably at a standard exercise.

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  deadlymerc  |  0

178 some of the things they make u do i cant do sober... ive tried. and i could find anyone that could do it. and ik that its from a sobrity test cause i watched it happen. and what the cop had them do was keep their right foot 6 inches in the air parallel to the ground with their left index finger on their nose while looking up into the cops light and answer a series of questions

By  smile1992  |  0

obviously you didn't get an education

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