spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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silentblack 0
did you get arrested? if not I would've arrested you for being a dumb ass
decomposerix 0
r u ******* stupid I know the alphabet and I'm 12
CateXOX 0
Woah dude, knowing the alphabet at 12, that's badass.
heimdallr 14
I know right? I'm 24 and I know the alphabet. He's got me beat. :(
Freeze_fml 16
Your profile says otherwise. Nice job on the alphabet, now try math.
j_cat187 19
ask for bretholiser but u probly dont know what that is
sgtrobswifey 0
apparently you don't either, or at least how to spell it. fyl
j_cat187 19
and i still got into college bitch
sgtrobswifey 0
No need for obscenities. I'm quite sure even though you "got" into college your life won't amount to much. Good day.
j_cat187 19
its funney cuz u act like you know me douche
joemik524 0
how can that even happen? how old are you? 3?
CateXOX 0
Yet they're already driving. I see your logic.
Snowble11 13
Ya, that's what they all say.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
that's just inexcusable, on the bright side they should give you a breathalyzer and you should pass but in your case who knows
vatl 0
haha learn to walk bitch.
SirSingle 4
He was obviously doing others a favor by pulling you over.....:O
Yousuck24 21
FML.
MaloPero 4
omg sounds like you had a minor stroke. go check your health. or maybe practice your mind more often:))