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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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that's what you get for being a dumb ass

You sir... Fail

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mintcar 9

Study suggest that sleep deprivation is equivalent to alcohol impairment. And if you were that sleep deprived to the point that you could not walk a straight line and couldn't recite the alphabet to the officer as a sobriety test, then YDI. You shouldn't be driving.

boatkicker 4

It didn't say the OP was tired. On a full night's sleep I can not walk a straight line. Nor can I stand with my weight evenly distributed on my two feet, ever. I will fall over.

mintcar 9

I didn't say OP was tired. I said "IF."

Well maybe you should be drunk next time... You might actually pass.

C'mon OP, tell the truth, we're all your friends. We know you weren't sober.

s3xymoma 1

how u did that ? op

that's what they all say...

alyeedupuis 0

hahaha thats mee 100%

Takador 3

Oh Ma Gawd, you got a new pic =0