spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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niralz16 0
honestly I can't walk in a straight line to save my life, soo I'm right there with you :D
iamfreakinkylie 0
saammmeeee
borntoperform 14
Maybe it's just because you were rlly nervous.
purpuroni 0
ya that's what I was thinking, I would have done the same haha
icyfire617 10
ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O
icyfire617 10
ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O
icyfire617 10
ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O
maryburnsgreen 0
You're a DUMBASS.
bjohnst12 0
a b c d ... q r p t s l k h I z now I know I'm dumb next time won't you drink with me...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. That's the alphabet, right?
RedPillSucks 31
Yes. He didn't say recite it in order. As long as you get all the letters, what's the diff?
br0itstaylor 0
you forgot your abc's?..dude..cmon
CitrusGirl 0
Some people are clumsy and can't help it. But you can't recite the alphabet?