By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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niralz16 0

honestly I can't walk in a straight line to save my life, soo I'm right there with you :D

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iamfreakinkylie 0

saammmeeee

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borntoperform 14

Maybe it's just because you were rlly nervous.

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purpuroni 0

ya that's what I was thinking, I would have done the same haha

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icyfire617 10

ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O

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icyfire617 10

ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O

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icyfire617 10

ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O

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maryburnsgreen 0

You're a DUMBASS.

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bjohnst12 0

a b c d ... q r p t s l k h I z now I know I'm dumb next time won't you drink with me...

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. That's the alphabet, right?

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes. He didn't say recite it in order. As long as you get all the letters, what's the diff?

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br0itstaylor 0

you forgot your abc's?..dude..cmon

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CitrusGirl 0

Some people are clumsy and can't help it. But you can't recite the alphabet?

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