spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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specialneeds 0
I have balance problems, so I can't walk in a straight line anytime
ChibiChibi_fml 27
Did anyone consider that maybe the reason the OP failed the ABC part is because they can only SING the alphabet. I know a couple of people like that. They always mess up when they try and speak the alphabet because the learned it by singing it all the time. They also could have just been nervous, like most people who have to deal with the police. There are plenty of people on the planet who can't walk a straight line so I'm not even going to touch that one.
Calyx_fml 21
DWI driving while idiotic
Italianovivace 0
try doing a back flip or something, that always gets them
shoshannah 0
Your fault
eag05 0
- ydi u crackhead!!
GabbyCharityM 0
The alphabet is even in song form. You fail for not remembering the song.
babyjm 0
who the hell fails at the alphabet??
OMG_N3RD 0
My 3 year old brother: ABCD123
babycakess10 0
ok maybe the walking part is understandable but common 4 year olds can recite the alphabet you moron!
sgtrobswifey 0
That my friend is an opossum, and Mr. Boners, I think you'd get more affect if you used the picture of the recently deceased Osama.