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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

You sir... Fail

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triggerit 5

you are permanently drunk but think you are sober

every1luvsvag 10

I love what you did with Bin Laden.

sarahhsmiless 0

how do you even do that?...haha

thekrammer 5

fail!

annagurl7854 0

ahahha im not gunna lie i cant do the alphabett backward eitherr .!

CateXOX 0

Why do so many people think it says backwards?

rosikiya 0

You forgot the alphabet...crazy.

Muffin_Tops_fml 2

this is why i want to be a cop.

DavLynn 4

what?! where'd Justin bieber go? :(

brandiii13 0

hahahah reading this, just made my night!

FuckkYourrLifee2 0

how do you not know the alphabet ? like really ...