spekledworf
United States
Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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xviem 0
that's what you get for being a dumb ass
Katie_the_Great 6
You sir... Fail
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tabby312 0
dude my three year old cousin knows the abc's! how do u not know it
imnotcraZ 0
1+1=?...give it a shot
tabby312 0
it equals 5.. o wait, guess I don't know my addition(: haaha
mintcar 9
For ***** sake, you used alphabets to write your FML.
NerdybutHot 3
lolz
Complaining 13
They know spelling but forgot the order. The brain doesn't think of each letter individually, it thinks of words. Oh... and spell check.
wickedlyevil96 0
you can't recite the alphabet and walk a straight line when ur sober? time to go back to kindergarten. you totally deserved it if u fail that much. ur such a ******* retard.
arcadefirelover2 0
how do you fail to recite the alphabet? everybody learns that as a kid! and it's easy to remember
t_fml 11
r u sure u werent drunk?
reedt 0
sure u were sober
Cram_Burglar 0
derp
lilmac61894 2
calm down people, im pretty sure the cop wouldnt make them recite it forwards thats too easy. im guessing they meant backwards because thats what the normal test is. and Ive asked my school cop about it and he told me those tests were made to make you fail, the only one that matters is the breathalizer
nunnellyboy 0
maybe he just wanted a better looksey? being nervous doesn't help.